Movie Quotes Blog

Anton:
The midgets coming out of the blue!

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Anton:
[about Linda] I can’t imagine another man touching her hair, her hips, her panties. OH, GOD, her panties!

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Sam:
He said something about having sex with my skull.

Maggie:
Ah, he says that to everyone, don’t worry about it.

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[last lines]

Sam:
So I saw this episode of “Lassie” today. And Lassie was accused of a crime she didn’t commit, and the Ranger was coming to put her to sleep.

Maggie:
Uh-oh. How’s Lassie going to get out of this one?

Sam:
Well, the little boy told Lassie that she had to go away, far away.

Maggie:
For her own good.

Sam:
Yes, but you see, Lassie couldn’t leave. Lassie just couldn’t leave the boy.

Maggie:
What did he do?

Sam:
He told her he never liked her. He said, “I hate you, Lassie. I hate you. You’re a bad dog.”

Maggie:
That must have made Lassie sad.

Sam:
Yes, it did. Lassie trotted off, very sadly. But you know what happened? Lassie came home, Maggie.

Maggie:
Did the little boy make it with Lassie?

Sam:
Yes. Yes he did.

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[hearing Anton and Linda screaming with ecstasy]

Sam:
No, she’s not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle…

Maggie:
Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!

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Sam:
Anton, can I ask you something?

Anton:
Sure you can.

Sam:
Do you ever get homesick? I mean, do you ever want to go back to France?

Anton:
You know, I was never so much French until I came here. You know Superman?

Sam:
Uh-huh.

Anton:
Well, that’s me. I’m Superman.

[all the cooks laugh loudly and syncophantically]

Anton:
And France was like Krypton. You know, on Krypton everybody was Superman. You make a nice sauce, everybody makes a nice sauce. You say hello to a woman with your French accent, everybody say hello!

[all the cooks yodel “hello” with gusto]

Anton:
But here, here on Earth, this is the place where I knew I had special powers. I tell the bankers about my little village in France, and they all say, how brave and amazing you are, Anton. I could read the phone book to a woman and they become hypnotized, wet as morning daisies.

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Sam:
I’m the Milky Way Man, and I know everything!

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Maggie:
I sleep naked. It’s the only way I’m comfortable, so don’t think of it as a come-on, because if you so much as breathe in my direction I will nail your willy to that beam.

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Anton:
I like a man who fights for what he wants. But if you ever mess with me again, I’ll rip out your eyes and rape your skull. Excuse my French.

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Sir David Rogers:
Mary Clarke. Are you Mary Clarke? Where can I find Mary Clarke?

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Sir David Rogers:
And who might this be?

Inspector O’Neill:
Mr. Lowry, sir. He’s an American.

Sir David Rogers:
That would account for it.

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Inspector O’Neill:
Well, see for yourself. Look at this street. Before this ripper business started, you could hardly move along here. Stalls, barrel organs, people spilling out of the pubs, it was a happy place. Not particularly moral, but happy.

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Dr. Tranter:
Cut deeply, John. That’s the secret of surgery nowadays: cut deeply.

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Michael Blake:
Don’t eat the eclairs… they’re horrible

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[after breaking up a fight]

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
You talking to me, man?

Vermeer:
Who the f*ck you think you are, huh?

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
You like to beat up on f*ckin’ women, is that it? Beat up on me asshole.

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[after beating up the entire bar]

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? I’m gonna keep comin’ back until someone REMEMBERS seein’ Richie.

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Tattoos:
Motherf*cker, you knocked my teeth out!

[Gino hits him again]

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Vinnie Madano:
Don’t go pushing my patrons around, ya prick ya.

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Prick? Look around you over here; is this the proper setting for profanity?

Vinnie Madano:
Hey, f*ck you.

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Patti Madano:
Cops been in and outta here all night, but it’s you I’ve been expecting. Kinda figured you’d save the best for yourself.

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
How you doing, Patti?

Patti Madano:
I can still get it wet. How bout you, Gino?

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Me? I can’t believe you can still eat with that mouth.

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Capt. Ronnie Donziger Homicide Division NYPD:
I’m gettin too old for this sh*t, Gino.

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
I know what you mean.

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[after intimidating the entire bar]

Sammy:
I swear he’s nothing without that badge and gun.

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Really? Let me show you something.

[unloads and drops gun]

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
There’s my gun.

[holds up police badge]

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
And here’s my badge. Fair game now, ok? This is your trophy, this is your trophy! Come and get it.

Sammy:
I offer five thousand for that badge.

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Richie Madano:
What are ya gonna do? Shoot me? I’m outta bullets!

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Nope, but you see those bullets could’ve saved you a lot of pain.

Richie Madano:
I like pain.

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Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

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Richie Madano:
What about you, Paulie? You got the f*ckin’ balls?

Paulie:
Yeah, yeah I got the balls.

[Richie tosses him a wad of cash]

Richie Madano:
Now you’ve got the bread.

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Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
You, f*ck nuts!

Station Wagon Tough Guy:
Hey, you talk to me?

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Yeah, would you have to be the guy who threw a puppy out of the window of this car the other day?

Station Wagon Tough Guy:
Hey, why’s that your f*ckin’ business anyway?

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Cause I’m the animal lover.

Station Wagon Tough Guy:
Animal lover, huh? Look, asshole, if you won’t mind your f*ckin’ business I’ll place you in the f*ckin’ receptacle and toss you out of the f*ckin’ window. How about that?

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
You’re the tough guy, huh?

Station Wagon Tough Guy:
Tough guy? I’ll show you how f*ckin’ tough guy I am.

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Vinnie Madano:
You wouldn’t say that sh*t if Richie was here.

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Yeah, but Richie ain’t here! Know why? ‘Cause he’s a chickensh*t f*ckin’ pussy asshole!

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Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
Well, killing I expect, Mr. McIntosh, but mutilation and torture? I cannot accept that as readily as you seem to be able to.

McIntosh:
What bothers you, Lieutenant, is you don’t like to think of white men behaving like Indians. It kind of confuses the issue, don’t it?

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Sergeant:
We’ve gone through Dog Canyon, right?

McIntosh:
That’s right.

Sergeant:
Then you’re expecting ‘em to jump us, ain’t ya?

McIntosh:
Could happen.

Sergeant:
You’re not fooling me, McIntosh, it’s supposed to happen. Then Lieutenant DeBuin, he’s supposed to just ride up and save us when we’re down to our last bullet, ain’t that right?

McIntosh:
Something like that.

Sergeant:
Hmm. Something like that. You’re putting a hell of a lot of trust in a man who can’t tell an inside curve from a three-legged horse.

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McIntosh:
Lieutenant, a horse will run so far, so fast, for so long, and then it will lie down on ya. When a horse lies down on an Apache, he puts a fire under his belly and gets him back on his feet. When the horse dies, he gets off, eats a bit of it, and steals another. Ain’t no way you can better that.

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Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
How many are watching?

Ke-Ni-Tay:
One man see as many as ten.

Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
Can we find him and kill him?

Ke-Ni-Tay:
You cannot.

Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
But Ke-Ni-Tay can?

[Ke-Ni-Tay nods]

Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
But will he?

Ke-Ni-Tay:
Ke-Ni-Tay sign paper. Ke-Ni-Tay soldier.

Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
All right. Find him and kill him!

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Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
So they are on foot!

McIntosh:
That’s a mighty fair description of men without horses, Lieutenant.

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Viscount Laris:
Everyday there are a handful of images that stay with us. We see them by accident or design, create them consciously, or unconsciously, some stay with us for a day or two… most are forgot in minutes, seconds…. and of those images, maybe there’s one that sticks out beyond all the others… the most powerful image of your life.

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[points at Ke-Ni-Tay]

Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
Can this man be trusted to pick up the trail if we leave him behind?

McIntosh:
I trust him.

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Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
Well, what’s the point, Mr. MacIntosh, if we can’t close the gap.

McIntosh:
Remember the rules, Lieutenant. The first one to make a mistake gets to buryin’ some people.

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Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
Would you kill a man like that?

Ke-Ni-Tay:
Yes.

Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
Why?

Ke-Ni-Tay:
To take the power. Each man that die, the man who kill him take his power. Man give up his power when he die. Like fire with heat. Fire that burn long time. Many can have heat.

Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
You mean you’d torture a man for hours? And you can get power from watching some poor creature suffering? What kind of power is that?

Ke-Ni-Tay:
Here in this land man must have power.

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Ke-Ni-Tay:
Ulzana is long time in the agency. His power very thin. Smell in his nose is old smell of the agency. Old smell. Smell of woman, smell of dog, smell of children. Man with old smell in the nose is old man. Ulzana came loose for new smell. Pony running, the smell of burning, the smell of bullet - for power!

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McIntosh:
Half of what they say is lies. The other half isn’t true.

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