Movie Quotes Blog

Chris Pontius:
[after being swatted by a puma while wearing a foam rubber mouse costume] I don’t like him. He’s mean.

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Steve-O:
That’s Danger Ehren, a.k.a. “Who?” and that’s Dave England, a.k.a. “Why?”

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Eric Koston:
I can’t believe he got that far!

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Johnny Knoxville:
You little bastard!

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Johnny Knoxville:
Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and we’re about to test my Rocket Skates.

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Dave England:
Knoxville knocked my nuts in half!

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Johnny Knoxville:
I was Lon Chaney’s lover!

Shopkeeper:
Go back and love him!

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Mephisto:
Remember this, Pandora’s box released chaos. The gods saw the dispair her actions caused so they released one last item with the others so mankind could bear to go on, the gift of hope. ‘Til next time.

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Mephisto:
Men have always fought each other, always creating chaos. That’s familiar and safe. They know where they are in those circumstances, but to hazard a step into the unknown and actually love on another is far too risky for them. So if the demons do invade the world, bringing terror and misery with them, don’t you think that men might welcome them as bearers of what they desire?

Kyoya:
Are you one of them? Are you, Mephisto?

Mephisto:
I have been called demonic, unjustly. I only ask if this world is worth giving your life for, do you know what you are doing?

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Mephisto:
Men anger the gods with their pride, and in order to punish them, the gods looked on as Pandora opened her box letting chaos loose. And now here in Monster City, mythology will become reality.

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Sidney Pudney:
Funiculi, funicula, as the monkey said when the Iti took him up the mountain.

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Sidney Pudney:
Don’t get pickled, as the monkey said to the onion.

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Dr. Stephen Fleming:
I want you.

Anna Barton:
I know.

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Ingrid Fleming:
[screaming, devastated] GIVE *ME* MY SON!

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Anna Barton:
What would you win by leaving Ingrid?

Dr. Stephen Fleming:
You. I’d win you.

Anna Barton:
Then you’d win something you already have.

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Anna Barton:
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.

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Dr. Stephen Fleming:
All through dinner, I had one thought, one desire. To touch you. To hold you.

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Elizabeth Prideaux:
You must understand, this is a wonderful chance for Anna to get a fresh start in life.

Dr. Stephen Fleming:
I’m not sure I know what you mean.

Elizabeth Prideaux:
Yes you do. I watched you at lunch. You didn’t dare to look at her.

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Anna Barton:
f*ck me.

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Ingrid Fleming:
She worries me.

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[in loud, incredibly angry sounding voice]

Quintus:
STAY!

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Smolkin, the Gravedigger:
[singing] Three Witches have heads / But they’ll sever them all / The head of Helen is the third that must fall / All the Kings horses and all the Kings men cannot put the witches together again.

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Nina:
I’m not gay. I’m perverse.

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Raymond Harding:
Well, why not take off your clothes and stay awhile?

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Terry McKay:
And all I could say was, “hello”.

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Terry McKay:
The Empire State Building is the closest thing to heaven in this city.

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Terry McKay:
Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories… And we’ve already missed the spring!

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Interviewer:
I’m sure you had some wonderful experiences in Europe.

Nickie Ferrante:
Yes.

Interviewer:
Would you care to expand on that statement?

Nickie Ferrante:
No.

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Nickie Ferrante:
Tell me. Did you write the song “I’ll Never Smile Again”?

Terry McKay:
[laughs] No. But I’m thinking of writing one called “Moon Over La Gabriella.” Do you think it will ever take the place of night baseball?

[Shakes her head]

Terry McKay:
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