Movie Quotes Blog

Anna Valerious:
No! Find Velkan’s gun! It has to be the silver bullets!

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Carl:
What are we doing here? Why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway?

Van Helsing:
Because he’s the son of the devil.

Carl:
I mean besides that.

Van Helsing:
Because if we kill him, anything bitten by him or created will also die.

Carl:
I mean besides that.

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Verona:
Hello, Anna, my dear.

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Carl:
Now, you won’t turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That’s two days from now. So we have 48 hours to find a solution. But you’ll still be able to fight Dracula’s hold over you until the final stroke of midnight.

Van Helsing:
Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.

Carl:
Oh, my God, you should be terrified!

Van Helsing:
Thank you.

Carl:
Sorry.

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Verona:
Marishka! Kill the stranger!

Marishka:
Love to!

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[Anna Valerious falls back into the a wall, out cold]

Van Helsing:
[catches her in his arms before she falls to the floor] I’m sorry about that too.

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Anna Valerious:
Dwergi!

Van Helsing:
Dwergi?

Anna Valerious:
Dracula’s servants. Industrious, but extremely vicious. If you get a chance to kill one, do it, because they’ll do worse to you.

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Anna Valerious:
For me this is all personal. It’s all about family and honor. Why do you do it? What do you hope to get out of it?

Van Helsing:
Oh, I don’t know. Maybe some self-realization.

Anna Valerious:
And what have you got out of it so far?

Van Helsing:
Nightmares.

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Villager:
He killed a vampire!

Carl:
Isn’t that a good thing?

Top Hat:
The Vampires only take what they need to survive. Maybe two or three a month… but now they will kill for revenge!

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Van Helsing:
That’s why you’re coming with me.

Carl:
The hell be damned that I am.

Van Helsing:
You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you’re a monk. You shouldn’t curse at all.

Carl:
Actually, I’m still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit.

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Sam:
OK, remember when Paul McCarthney wrote the song “Michelle” and then he only wrote the first part, Annie said. And then he gave that part to John Lennon, and he wrote the part that said, “I love you, I love you, I love you.” And Annie said that it wouldn’t have been the same song without that… and that’s why the whole world cried when the Beatles broke up on April 10, 1970.

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Lucy:
I won’t read the word!

Sam:
I’m your father and I’m telling you to read the word. Cause I can tell you to because I’m your father.

Lucy:
I’m stupid.

Sam:
You are not stupid!

Lucy:
Yes, I am.

Sam:
No, you are not stupid ’cause you can read that word.

Lucy:
I don’t wanna read it if you can’t.

Sam:
No, because it makes me happy! It makes me happy hearing you read. Yeah, it makes me happy when you’re reading.

Lucy:
[Lucy reads again]

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Rita:
Now, Ms. Cossell, in all the time that you’ve known them, have you ever questioned Sam’s ability as a father?

Annie:
Never.

Rita:
Never?

Annie:
Never. Look at Lucy. She’s strong. She displays true empathy for people, all kinds of people. I know that you all think she’s as smart as she is despite him, but it’s because of him.

Rita:
So what you’re saying is you don’t worry about Lucy’s future?

Annie:
No, I do.

Rita:
Ah…

Annie:
I worry all the time. I worry if they take Lucy away from her father they will take away an enormous piece of her, and I worry that she will spend the rest of her life trying to fill that hole.

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Conner Rhodes:
Are you a retard too?

Lucy:
No!

Conner Rhodes:
How do you know?

Lucy:
Because he told me.

Conner Rhodes:
But he’s a retard!

Lucy:
It takes one to know one.

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Sam:
You’re going a little faster than everybody else. I was wondering if you noticed that.

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Keri Finnegan:
Mort’s a defendant waiting to happen.

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Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Welcome to my summer place.

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Lucy:
Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?

Sam:
Ok, what do you mean?

Lucy:
I mean you’re different.

Sam:
But what do you mean?

Lucy:
You’re not like other daddies.

Sam:
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Yeah, I’m sorry.

Lucy:
It’s ok, daddy. It’s ok. Don’t be sorry. I’m lucky. Nobody else’s daddy ever comes to the park.

Sam:
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, we are lucky. Aren’t we lucky? Yeah!

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[making fun of Lucy’s dad]

Conner Rhodes:
Sorry, Mr. Egg.

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Lucy:
Why are men bald?

Sam:
Sometimes they’re bald because their head is shiny and they don’t have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.

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[Sam buys a “preowned” answering machine]

Ifty:
Yeah. It’s an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.

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Sam:
YOU’RE MY LAWYER!

Rita:
That’s right.

Sam:
OKAY!

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Rita:
Where is your father?

Willy Harrison:
Where do you think?

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Rita:
[pounding her hands] Sam, you gotta be firm on this.

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Sam:
Yeah, but I tried, I tried hard.

Rita:
Try harder!

Sam:
Yeah, but you don’t, you don’t know!

Rita:
I don’t know WHAT?

Sam:
Yeah, you don’t know what is like when you try, and you try, and you try, and you try, and you don’t ever get there! Because you were born perfect and I was born like this, and you’re perfect!

Rita:
Oh, is that right?

Sam:
People like you don’t know …

Rita:
People like me?

Sam:
People like you don’t know what is like to get hurted. Because you don’t have feelings. People like you don’t feel anything!

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Sam:
You think what they think.

Rita:
It doesn’t matter what I think. It matters that we win.

Sam:
No, you think what they think. You think Sam can’t take care of Lucy!

Rita:
Sam, it doesn’t matter what I think!

Sam:
It matters to me!

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Rita:
It’s like every morning I wake up and I FAIL!

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Rita:
Can you grasp the concept of manipulating the truth… not lying, just a little tweak here and there?

Sam:
[thinks for a few seconds] No.

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Rita:
Sam, I worry. I worry sometimes.

Sam:
Yeah… do you worry that you did something wrong?

Rita:
No. I worry that I’ve gotten more out of this relationship than you.

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Rita:
It’s just… I’ve never lost at anything.

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Joe:
Do we get a balloon with these?

Shoe Salesman:
…Yeah

Robert:
All of us or just her?

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Sam:
You’ve grown.

Lucy:
Have I?

Sam:
Yeah, ’cause your ears are bigger and your eyes are older.

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Brad:
I think you should sound like, a normal person… from the heart! From… the… heart!

Ifty:
From the heart

Sam:
This argh okay hello thank you for calling this is Saaaaaaaam

Ifty:
Wow!

Brad:
I feel that was a very thouching moment right there.

Ifty:
I, I, I, I felt that one

Sam:
High five!

All:
High five!

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Rita:
Sam, I can go at least another nine rounds, but you got to let me in.

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[in Rita’s car]

Rita:
On the Porsche the door handle is a little hidden by that thingamajig, so if you’re having trouble finding it…

Annie:
NO!

Sam:
Ok, I think maybe Annie’s not exactly ready to go yet.

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Rita:
Home.

Phone Voice:
Dialing office.

Rita:
HOME!

Phone Voice:
Dialing office.

Rita:
HOME, GODDAMN IT!

Phone Voice:
Dialing Dr. Sloan.

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Conner Rhodes:
Why does your father act like a retard?

Lucy:
He is.

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Travis Dane:
Now this is where the sh*t really starts to fly. A fertilizer plant in Guangzhou.

Penn:
A fertilizer plant?

Travis Dane:
Yeah, I’m gonna shock the world by spreading ca-ca all over the place. Guangzhou is a chemical weapons plant masquerading as a fertilizer plant. We know this. The Chinese know that we know. But we make-believe that we don’t know and the Chinese make-believe that they believe that we don’t know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.

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Penn:
F-117s. Stealths.

Travis Dane:
Oh good, they found us! Casey *f*cking* Ryback!

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[looking through Ryback’s palm-pilot]

Travis Dane:
Ryback’s tactics.

Penn:
Ryback?

Travis Dane:
That’s what it says - Ryback.

Mercenary # 2:
Casey f*ckin’ Ryback?

Mercenary #1:
Jesus Christ.

Travis Dane:
Who’s Casey f*cking Ryback?

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[aiming at the hijackers]

Bobby Zachs:
Ok, safety off…

[he fires at them, they return fire]

Mercenary #1:
It’s that f*ckin’ porter.

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Casey Ryback:
[over radio] Penn?

Penn:
Ryback.

Casey Ryback:
I’m coming to get my niece now.

Penn:
Come and get her.

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