Movie Quotes Blog

Marcus Burnett:
What are our chances?

Mike Lowrey:
Remember Club Hell?

Marcus Burnett:
Yeah.

Mike Lowrey:
Worse.

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Mike Lowrey:
What the hell are you doin’?

Marcus Burnett:
Keepin’ my sh*t quick.

Mike Lowrey:
Oh, I see. You aren’t gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off.

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Marcus Burnett:
You know I’m a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.

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[Mike, Marcus, and Julie start arguing, nobody paying attention to his gun; Julie just walks out]

Store Clerk:
Hey, freeze bitch!

Mike Lowrey:
[as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!

Store Clerk:
Oh sh*t, I’m f*cked.

Mike Lowrey:
Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.

Marcus Burnett:
And some Skittles.

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Viking Lofgren:
Hey, lipsh*tz.

Horowitz:
The name is Horowitz, asshole.

Viking Lofgren:
Horowitz asshole?

Paco Moreno:
I heard it was lipsh*tz.

Viking Lofgren:
Yeah, and if your lip sh*ts, what’s your asshole doin’?

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Store Clerk:
Freeze mother bitches.

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Mike Lowrey:
King Dingaling.

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Mike Lowrey:
Hello?

Marcus Burnett:
We’re your new neighbors.

Mike Lowrey:
Don’t be alarmed, we’re negros.

Marcus Burnett:
Naw man, naw. There’s too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them.

[In high pitched voice]

Marcus Burnett:
We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar…?

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Captain Howard:
Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowrey, you be him, that’s what you are, you’re him.

Marcus Burnett:
But I-…

Captain Howard:
You’re him, I don’t wanna hear it, you’re him. And you, you’re you, you be you, but not in front of her. You’re him, you’re you.

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Casper:
Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.

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Mike Lowrey:
You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.

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Fouchet:
I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don’t you?

Casper:
Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.

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Marcus Burnett:
Damn, why am I tripping on sh*t I know is there?

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Mike Lowrey:
My sh*t always works sometimes!

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Horowitz:
That’s Lofgren. They call him Viking. I call him sh*t for brains.

Viking Lofgren:
Shut your f*cking mouth, Horowitz.

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[Julie is handcuffed to a steering wheel]

Julie Mott:
[to herself] “Hi Julie, what have you been up to the last couple of days?” Oh nothing, just hangin’ out, handcuffed to steering wheels.

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Marcus Burnett:
You forgot your boarding pass.

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Gene Daniels:
If you think you’re hip, you’re not. If you were you wouldn’t be here.

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Mike Lowrey:
I don’t know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don’t even work.

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Julie Mott:
I don’t eat flesh.

Marcus Burnett:
Say what?

Julie Mott:
That’s flesh that you’re shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.

Marcus Burnett:
It’s just bologna. My bologna has a first name.

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Horowitz:
What are you afraid of?

Mick O’Brien:
I ain’t afraid of anything.

Horowitz:
Hey, after what you did to Viking and Tweety, you’re IT!

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Mick O’Brien:
Hey. What are the odds on me now, Perretti?

Perretti:
Three to two…against you. Nothing personal.

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Link:
The antidote only worked on the hybrids exposed to it at the highest concentration. The rest we’re going to have to cure one-at-a-time

Flint:
You heard the man. Make every shot… paintball count.

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Link:
Felt good being back in action. Wouldn’t mind a chance to help out and do it again.

Hawk:
Welcome aboard, Dr. Talbot.

Hi-Tech:
See? I told you so. When we get back to HQ, I’ll fit you for your own gauntlet.

Duke:
Speaking of gauntlets…

[tries to give Hawk the gauntlet he’s wearing]

Hawk:
You keep that one. You earned it, Duke.

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Dusty:
What’s wrong with my uniform? What happened? I’m so clean! I hate being clean.

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Dr. Mindbender:
Overkill has gone mad!

Cobra Commander:
Well, at least he’s not boring.

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[imitating, incorrectly, Quentin’s favorite saying]

Roy Lee:
Prodigenous!

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Quentin:
They watched us get arrested. We’re practically ex-convicts. They’ll never dance with us.

O’Dell:
Jesus, Quentin, you don’t know anything about women.

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John:
[to Leon, about helping Homer] Don’t you have some work to do?

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John:
Vernon!

[slams Vernon against the wall]

Vernon:
We ain’t at the mine now Hickham! This ain’t your business!

John:
[to Roy Lee] You wait in the car with Homer, son.

[to Vernon]

John:
Now you listen to me you drunken son of a bitch. If that boy’s father were still alive, he’d kick your ass. So I’m gonna have to do it for him. If I see him with a bruise… you get a scar. If I see him with a limp… you get *crutches*! Do you hear me? Do you hear me?

[lets Vernon go]

Vernon:
I’m reportin’ you to the union!

John:
Screw you and your damn union.

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Roy Lee:
I don’t know why they’d drop a bomb on this place, be a heck of a waste of a bomb.

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Homer:
Why’re the jocks the only ones who get to go to college?

Roy Lee:
They’re also the only ones who get the girls.

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Elsie:
Your father always has to be the big hero. I swear if he dies I won’t shed a tear.

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Homer:
[to John] Dad, I may not be the best, but I come to believe that I got it in me to be somebody in this world. And it’s not because I’m so different from you either, it’s because I’m the same. I mean, I can be just as hard-headed, and just as tough. I only hope I can be as good a man as you. Sure, Warner Von Braun is a great scientist? but he isn’t my hero.

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Roy Lee:
That thing had better fly, or you can kiss your chances of losing your virginity goodbye.

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Roy Lee:
What’s an auk?

O’Dell:
It’s a bird that don’t fly.

Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?

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[a mine worker, formerly one of the Tuskegee Airmen, almost gets hit when he watches Homer launch a rocket]

Leon Bolden:
Homer, I flew with the Red Tails in World War II. And seein’ that rocket come at me… it almost took me back there.

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Principal Turner:
Miss Riley, our job is to give these kids an education.

Miss Riley:
Mmm-hmm.

Principal Turner:
Not false hopes.

Miss Riley:
False hopes? Do you want me to sit quiet, let ‘em breathe in coal dust the rest of their life?

Principal Turner:
Miss Riley, once in a while… a lucky one… will get out on a football scholarship. The rest of ‘em work in the mines.

Miss Riley:
How ’bout I believe in the unlucky ones? Hmm? I have to, Mister Turner, I’d go out of my mind.

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Homer:
[jumps into Roy Lee’s car to go to football tryouts] Let’s go, Roy Lee! It’s almost nine.

Roy Lee:
You sure are in a hurry to get yourself killed, huh, kid?

O’Dell:
There are easier ways to commit suicide, Homer.

Homer:
Would you just step on it, Roy Lee?

Roy Lee:
[frustrated with his car] I *am* stepping on it.

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John:
[after a cave in] Come on. Come on, Jensen. Come on back.

Jensen:
What happened?

Jake Mosby:
Whole damn mountain about fell on your head. And John here, he saved your life.

Homer:
That’s my dad.

John:
I want you out of this mine, and don’t you ever come back, you stupid son of a bitch. Didn’t I tell you to watch those pillars? Now we coulda all been killed today, because you didn’t have the sense to look up!

Homer:
[ashamed] That’s my dad.

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Jake Mosby:
Buck up, Homer. You’re a Coalwood boy! You get down there, get that shovel in your hands, coaldust on your neck, feel just as natural as a tick on a dog.

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Roy Lee:
[after a rocket launch] Holy sh*t, it’s headed for the mine.

[beat, then runs]

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Quentin:
[shooting off their last rocket] Look at it go, Homer. This one’s gunna go for miles.

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O’Dell:
God’s honest truth, Homer. What are the chances… a bunch of kids from Coalwood… actually winning the national science fair?

Homer:
A million to one, O’Dell.

O’Dell:
That good? Well, why didn’t you say so?

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Roy Lee:
I’ll tell you what’s unbelievable… captain of the football team being jealous of you.

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O’Dell:
That’s a good idea. Four unidentifiable high school students lost their lives early this morning when their toy rocket exploded.

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