Movie Quotes Blog

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
You wanna bring a priest to your first good date in two years? What kind of strategy is that?

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Anna Riley:
I haven’t screamed that hard since the US hockey team beat the Russians.

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Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
It’s customary to sneak out after communion.

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Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Is this a good machine?

Don:
[In heavy Oriental accent] Yeah, that one good. If you a cheap bastard! No, that one OK, but if you serious about car - OK, then there only one machine for you. The Audio 2000! This baby got multiple inputs, dual pitch analyzer, so you can change the pitch, if your voice sucks, but I don’ need that.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
How much does it cost?

Don:
[shouts] Price is not important

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
No, price is very important.

Don:
OK, OK, you got me, take me away. It’s a little bit expensive, but it’s worth it. When you sing, to your girlfriend, and her heart waboom, fall down on the floor, you say Thank you, Don!

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
How much… does it cost… exactly?

Don:
[looks around and speaks in ordinary American accent] Ok, I don’t usually do this but you guys seem like a couple of cool guys and I got a nice piece of ass last night. I’m gonna let you have it for $1300.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
$1300? Wow. Sorry I’m getting a little hot.

[unzips his jacket to show his priest’s collar]

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
My friend gets a little hot sometimes.

Don:
[In normal voice] Oh, man! What is that? Get out of here with that! Is that real?

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh, yeah.

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Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
You must think I’m such an idiot!

Anna Riley:
No, Brian!

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
No, no no, I think I’m an idiot!

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Anna Riley:
Don’t you have work?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
We’re doing a hostile takeover of Congregation Bertov Sholem.

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Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Sometimes we don’t see certain things until we’re ready to see them in a certain way.

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Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Rabbi Lewis! Anna, this is Rabbi Lewis.

Rabbi Lewis:
Good to see you again Miss Riley.

Anna Riley:
Good to see you again Rabbi Lewis.

Rabbi Lewis:
You missed our last class.

Anna Riley:
I know, I’m sorry, I thought I was leaving town.

Rabbi Lewis:
[to Jake] Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

Anna Riley:
I would love to start up again if that’s all right with you.

Rabbi Lewis:
I’d be delighted. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got some dancing to do.

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Alan Klien:
I suck! They’re gonna take away my Yamulkha!

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Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh, God, please let this be painless.

Ali Decker:
[opens door] Hi! Right on time! I like that in a rabbi!

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Anna Riley:
So this is a rectory. That sounds like a dirty word. Rectory!

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Rabbi Lewis:
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

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Alan Klien:
I suck! They’re gonna take away my Yamulkha!

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
No you don’t. You don’t suck.

Alan Klien:
I suck.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Yes, all right, you do. You suck. But that’s ok, you’re supposed to suck. This isn’t a talent contest, it’s a rite of passage.

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John Boothe:
I need you, honey.

Jill Kinmont:
You don’t need me. You’re whole. You’re normal. You’ll be fine.

John Boothe:
You don’t understand. See, all my life I’ve never had anybody. And lonely… I’ve been so lonely… except with you.

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Jill Kinmont:
Because I’ll die the next time. I know I will. I came so close to it the other times. After Dick, I went into pills. After my father it was worse. I stopped wanting to teach. I didn’t even paint. You have no idea how hard it was to want to come back. To find something… anything… that mattered to come back to. I love you, but I can’t have you. I can’t have anybody.

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Jill Kinmont:
Every man I’ve ever loved has died.

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Jill Kinmont:
You had no right! You had NO right!

John Boothe:
No right to what? To almost die? Or to come so close to doing it to *you* again?

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June Kinmont:
He’s following us.

Jill Kinmont:
Keep driving, Mom.

John Boothe:
You better goddamn PULL OVER and TALK to me goddammit!

Jill Kinmont:
Don’t stop, Mom.

John Boothe:
Look! I’m not Dick Buek! I’m not gonna die doin’ loop-the-loops in the Donner Pass!

Jill Kinmont:
Pull over, Mom!

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Khamtay:
Why would you buy me these?

Jeffrey Dahmer:
I like doing things for people; it makes me feel good about myself.

Khamtay:
Are you some kind of nut?

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Jeffrey Dahmer:
I’m a pervert. I’m an exhibitionist. I’m a masturbator. And a killer… Like you.

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Jeffrey Dahmer:
So what are you going to do when you leave here?

Rodney:
I don’t know. My cousin and I are probably going to party or something.

Jeffrey Dahmer:
Do you want to come by my place, and drink some beer. I just live over here.

Rodney:
[slowly contemplating] Sure. Where do you live?

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Bertha:
Did you see all those negroes shouting “black power, black power”? Hair as nappy as can be!

Rachel "Nanny" Crosby:
The black panthers?

Bertha:
Yeah. I have all the “black power” they need right in my hot comb.

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Rachel "Nanny" Crosby:
Luck is you gettin’ outta Georgia alive.

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Rachel "Nanny" Crosby:
[about Bill’s chauvinistic remark] I see his lips movin’ and I don’t feel nuthin’ but a breeze.

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Jill Kinmont:
I love you… but I can’t have you! I can’t have anybody!

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Claire Huddesen:
I was just doing a bit of research.

Brunhilde Esterhazy:
Dr. Kinsey, I presume.

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Claire Huddesen:
You oughta feel proud that three sailors from the United States Navy got off the ship for one day, and what did they do? Were they thirsty for hard liquor? No. They were thirsty for culture. Were they running after girls? No. They came running to the museum to see your dinosaur. For months out at sea they were dreaming about your dinosaur.

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Gabey:
You know, somewhere in the world there’s a right girl for every boy. I guess I found the one for me before I even met you. I tried, but I can’t forget her. But don’t you worry. You’ll find your guy. You’re a nice girl Lucy.

[He kisses her on the cheek]

Gabey:
Good night.

Lucy Schmeeler:
Oh you bad boy! Now I won’t wash my cheek for a year.

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Gabey, Chip, Ozzie:
New York, New York. It’s a wonderful town.

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Brunhilde Esterhazy:
I knew you’d come back. They all come back.

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Gabey:
Gesundheit.

Lucy Schmeeler:
That’s the nicest thing anybody ever said to me!

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Claire Huddesen:
[singing] Some guys care a lot for me. But my excitement they can’t fan. Because I still await my primitive mate. We have a date… since the world began, my prehistoric man…!

[dancing with Ozzie]

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Lucy Schmeeler:
Did you see “The Lost Weekend”?

Gabey:
Yes. I think I’m living through it.

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[attempting to escape from the police]

Gabey:
Hilde, do you know where we can hide?

Brunhilde Esterhazy:
Sure, I know a place right across the Brooklyn bridge where they’ll never find us.

Gabey:
Where is it?

Brunhilde Esterhazy:
Brooklyn!

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Ozzie:
[singing to cheer Gabey up] If through a lot of folly, you’ve lost your last bread cent, I wouldn’t even to ask you why. I’d pawn my mother’s jewelry, and steal my sister’s rent. It’s all for you, kid. You can milk me dry!

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Chip:
Hilde you’re the prettiest cab driver in the whole wide world

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Claire Huddesen:
How’d you feel if someone broke your dinosaur?

Ozzie:
Never had one. We were too poor.

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Ozzie:
[after Ann took photo of him beside prehistoric man statue] Er, what are you doing tonight?

Claire Huddesen:
Now just a minute! I want you to know that my interest in you is purely scientific. I’m just a cold-blooded scientist. And I’m writing an anthropological study for this musuem. It’s called : “The Modern Man… And What It Is”

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Brunhilde Esterhazy:
[as Lucy prepares to go out] Don’t worry, Lucy, I’ll do the same for you one day.

Lucy Schmeeler:
When will you ever get the chance?

Chip:
Goodbye, Lucy.

Lucy Schmeeler:
Goodbye, Mr. Chips!

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Ivy Smith:
Getting involved is so… so… involving.

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