Movie Quotes Blog

Mi:
Why hasn’t my son come back? Go over to the factory and see if you can locate him. Hurry up.

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Cheng Chao-an:
Just keep away. Go on. It’s not your fight.

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Cheng Chao-an:
Alright! Hold it! Now you get out of here, I’m warning you. You bastards can’t push us around. If you wanna fight, I’ll take you on.

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Hsiu Chen:
Why Cheng, you’re a pretty good fighter.

Cheng Chao-an:
A few tricks from back home. You know I broke a promise. Never to fight again.

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Mi’s son:
I had an idea you’d be snooping around. Father told you to mind your own business.

Cheng Chao-an:
Now I know the whole story.

Mi’s son:
Listen buddy you’re not going anywhere. So you know. So what? You’re heading for the freezer.

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[Gabey and Ivy discuss where they should meet]

Gabey:
Top of the Empire State Building.

Ivy Smith:
But it’s so high up!

Gabey:
Oh it won’t seem high to me. I’m in the clouds right now.

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Chip:
Gee, Gabey, why d’ya wanna chase girls all the time?

Gabey:
I’ll tell ya when your voice changes, junior.

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Cheng Chao-an:
Beat it or I’ll kill you right now.

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Casey Ballenger:
At least we’ll be safe if we’re attacked by boards.

Trent Parks:
That’s called humor, right?

Leon Tingel:
Trent, Trent, who is that?

Trent Parks:
That’s your fearless leader on this trip the Ice Queen.

Leon Tingel:
Yeah, maybe I can warm her up.

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Trent Parks:
Truth or dare?

Lola Rodriguez:
Dare. No, I want truth.

Trent Parks:
You ever slept with a girl?

Casey Ballenger:
Okay, I’m going to bed. I’m kind of tired.

Lola Rodriguez:
No. Have you?

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Bob Thatcher:
I’m gonna kill your f*ckin’ cat.

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Catherine Viciy:
A satellite phone! Glad to see you finally made it to the twenty-first century.

Bob Thatcher:
Yeah, but I went kickin’ and screamin’.

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Trent Parks:
I don’t think I want to go camping anymore. Let’s do something a little more peaceful… like bungee jumping, or sky diving!

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Clemente:
Kill her!

Paquita:
Why?

Clemente:
She’s a terrorist, a murderer.

Paquita:
So what?

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[last lines]

Rachel:
Michael. Right?

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[first lines]

Susan Crenshaw:
Are you getting off at Austin?

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Trent Parks:
You okay?

Casey Ballenger:
I’ll be all right once we get off this mountain.

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Casey Ballenger:
That’s not funny, Leon!

Leon Tingel:
Yes, it is. What’re you talking about?

Lola Rodriguez:
I hope you fall, GI Joke.

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Lola Rodriguez:
Poor guy, how’d you get roped into this?

Jason:
My mom said I was spending too much time in front of the computer. So I told her I’d go virtual camping. She told me she’d give me a virtual beating and I don’t know. She said the fresh air would do me some good. I don’t know if there’s enough air up here to be fresh, though.

Trent Parks:
You can’t baby ‘em.

Casey:
I’m doing the training this year.

Trent Parks:
You might as well do it right.

Casey:
Are you gonna criticize everything I do?

Lola Rodriguez:
Are you two gonna fight like this the whole time? Jeez, I might as well be at my house.

Trent Parks:
Do it your way.

Leon Tingel:
He’s an asshole, anyway.

Trent Parks:
He’s just trying to get in your pants, Casey.

Casey:
Yeah, well maybe he will.

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Kara Harmon:
He could be right behind me and I wouldn’t even know it!

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Bob Thatcher:
They split here. The campers go that way, the cat goes that way.

Catherine Viciy:
Then that’s where we go.

Bob Thatcher:
Wrong.

Catherine Viciy:
We follow the cat.

Bob Thatcher:
You do what you want. I’ll do what I got to do.

Catherine Viciy:
Come on, Anthony, we’re going to find that cat.

Anthony Bricklin:
Maybe we should stick together.

Catherine Viciy:
Don’t tell me you’re afraid.

Anthony Bricklin:
Of course not, but it’s getting dark, and I think it’d be wiser to stick together.

Catherine Viciy:
I thought you had a pair, Anthony.

Anthony Bricklin:
I do and I’d like to keep them.

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Jason:
Excuse me. Umm, what type of facilities will we have on this shindig?

Casey Ballenger:
Facilities?

Jason:
Yeah. You know for like, bathing, scrubbing, stuff like that.

Trent Parks:
He wants to know where the bathrooms are.

Jason:
Yeah.

Casey Ballenger:
Welcome to the great outdoors.

Trent Parks:
Where the world is your toilet.

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Bob Thatcher:
No, you look. This is all yours.

Catherine Viciy:
Look, I didn’t know. I thought I was doing something great!

Bob Thatcher:
Great for Catherine.

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Catherine:
I will not let you kill my creation.

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Anthony Bricklin:
This thing must weigh 120 lbs.

Bob Thatcher:
You wanted to come along.

Anthony Bricklin:
Yeah, but it’s my safari.

Catherine Viciy:
Stop whining, Anthony, and let’s go.

Anthony Bricklin:
You’re meant to be on my side.

Catherine Viciy:
No, you’re supposed to be on my side.

Anthony Bricklin:
And who’s side are you on?

Kara Harmon:
Her side, of course.

Anthony Bricklin:
I hate the poor.

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Catherine Viciy:
Do you think you can find it?

Bob Thatcher:
How much lead time does it have?

Anthony Bricklin:
About four hours. You can catch it easily.

Bob Thatcher:
A big cat like that can cover a lot of territory. It could be anywhere by now.

Anthony Bricklin:
But you can catch it.

Bob Thatcher:
Oh, yeah, I can find it.

Catherine Viciy:
Then we should get started. I’ll get my things.

Bob Thatcher:
Oh, no, I do this alone.

Catherine Viciy:
Not this time.

Anthony Bricklin:
Believe me, you’ll find it useful to have us around.

Bob Thatcher:
You want to come too? You’re just gonna slow me down.

Catherine Viciy:
Then you’ll be slowed down.

Bob Thatcher:
Maybe I’ll just pass.

Anthony Bricklin:
Is this about your fee? I am prepared to be generous.

Bob Thatcher:
You know, everything is not always about money, Anthony.

Anthony Bricklin:
Don’t be preposterous, of course it is.

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Catherine Viciy:
Would you stop pacing?

Anthony Bricklin:
Look, you do what you do, I’ll do what I do. I pace, you probably ride a broomstick.

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Anthony Bricklin:
Good god, you’ve got enough gear there to track a Yeti across Siberia.

Bob Thatcher:
Well, you wanted to take it alive.

Anthony Bricklin:
Yes, but I’m rethinking that as I speak!

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Trent Parks:
We got to get out of here.

Casey Ballenger:
Where’s Lola? Trent, where is she? You left her behind?

Trent Parks:
It had her. There was nothing I could do. It’s one of those dinosaurs.

Casey Ballenger:
What?

Trent Parks:
Those tigers with the teeth.

Casey Ballenger:
A sabretooth?

Bob Thatcher:
What?

Leon Tingel:
You’re talking crazy, man. They’re extinct.

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Catherine Viciy:
This animal deserves a chance to live!

Bob Thatcher:
It had a chance… 10,000 years ago.

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Soldier Singer:
It was Christmas Day in the cookhouse, the happiest time of the year, Men’s hearts were full of gladness and their bellies full of beer, When up popped Private Shorthouse, his face as bold as brass, He said We don’t want your puddings, you can stick them up your tidings of co-omfort and joy, comfort and joy, o-oh ti-idings of co-omfort and joy. It was Christmas Day in the harem, the eunuchs were standing ’round, And hundreds of beautiful women were stretched out on the ground, Along came the wicked Sultan, surveying his marble halls, He said Whaddya want for Christmas boys, and the eunuchs answered tidings of co-omfort and joy, comfort and joy, o-oh ti-idings of comfort and joy.

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Field Marshal Sir Douglas Haig:
Grant us victory, O Lord, before the Americans get here.

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Sir Edward Grey:
[as war breaks out] The lamps are going out all over Europe, we will not see them lit again in our lifetime.

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