Movie Quotes Blog

Lou Francis:
If that’s not Tommy Nelson it’s Frankenstein. FRANKENSTEIN!

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Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.

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Det. Roberts:
[Tommy Nelson is gone] How did he get out?

Lou Francis:
Installments.

Det. Roberts:
Installments?

Lou Francis:
Yeah, he did a Gypsy Rose Lee, come here!

[they find Tommy’s clothes lying about]

Lou Francis:
That, that’s all that’s left of him.

Det. Roberts:
Evidently Nelson changed clothes… what was he wearing when you last saw him?

Lou Francis:
Air… nothing but air… and then he asked me how he looked.

Det. Roberts:
Wearing air? What are you talking about?

Lou Francis:
I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.

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Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
[hypnotizing Lou with a watch] Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock…

Lou Francis:
[gasps] You forgot to say the mouse went up the clock!

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Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
I know, you saw this man disappear into thin air. Do you always see things?

Lou Francis:
Only when my eyes are open.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Did you ever see somebody disappear before?

Lou Francis:
Yes sir, I have.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
This may explain it, seeing things. When did this happen?

Lou Francis:
One day me and my brother were walking down the street… my brother disappeared.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Into thin air?

Lou Francis:
No, into a man hole.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
How about voices? Do you ever hear strange voices?

Lou Francis:
Yes sir.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Aha, and when do you hear these strange voices?

Lou Francis:
When I get the wrong number on the telephone.

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Barry:
Barry Champlain is a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

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Barry:
Sticks and stones can break your bones but words cause permanent damage!

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Barry:
There’s nothing more boring than people who love you.

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Dan:
What you are, Barry, is a f*ckin’ suit salesman with a big mouth. Let’s call a spade a spade.

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Stu:
Barry and I worked together for over seven years and whenever you threatened him over the air, man he would stick it right back in your face. It was like his dick was flapping in the wind and he’d like to see if he could get an erection. The guy had a little dick but he liked to flap it out there. Then they cut it off, so now he’s dead. I don’t know if you understand my analogy but it’s the clearest one I can make.

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[the pups run past Horace and Jasper while covered in soot]

Horace:
Look, Jasper. Do you suppose they disguised themselves?

Jasper:
[jokingly] Say now, Horace, that’s just what they did! Dogs is always paintin’ themselve’s black!

[bops Horace on his head]

Jasper:
You idiot!

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Patch:
That old Dirty Dawson! The yellow-livered old skunk! I’d like to tear his gizzard out.

Perdita:
Why, Patch, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother!

[looks at Pongo suspiciously]

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Jasper:
I’ll skin every one of them little spotted hyenas, if it’s the last thing I do.

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Lucky:
We gave ‘em the slip!

[slips]

Lucky:
Didn’t we, Dad?

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Pongo:
Perdita, darling, are you all right?

Perdita:
Oh, of course, dear. After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time.

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Ma Kettle:
Nancy… Nancy hold still!

Susie Kettle:
I’m Susie, Ma.

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Ma Kettle:
[about Pa’s underwear] It’s the latest thing, Billy Reed said they’d fit perfectly.

Pa Kettle:
They probably would if he were in them with me!

Ma Kettle:
[laughs] Well, we’ll just pin them up for right now, they’ll shrink once I wash them.

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Mrs. Birdie Hicks:
[after getting the Kettles evicted] Good day.

Ma Kettle:
[grabs Birdie] Listen here Birdie, it may be a good day for you, but it ain’t for Pa. All the poor man wanted was a new tobacco pouch and instead he won a house he didn’t want and he got a bad sunburn.

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Susie Kettle:
[all the kids announce themselves] Nancy… no, I’m Susie.

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Tom Kettle:
Theories are nice, Ma, but not when they break up families and threaten lives.

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Ma Kettle:
Now hang on there, Billy.

Danny Kettle:
I’m Danny!

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Ma Kettle:
[she and Pa are watching themselves on the news, and they’re showing more children than just their 15] Turn that thing off before our family gets any bigger!

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Danny:
[echoing] Good luck, Pongo. If you lose your way, contact the barking chain. They’ll be standing by!

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Lucky:
Mother, Dad! Patch pushed me in the fireplace.

Patch:
Lucky pushed me first.

Lucky:
Did not!

Patch:
Did too!

Lucky:
Did not!

Patch:
Did too!

Lucky:
Did *not*!

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Pongo:
[Pongo and Perdita have just reunited with their puppies] Lucky! Patch! Pepper! And Rolly, you little rascal!

Rolly:
Did you bring me anything to eat?

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Rolly:
I’m hungry, Mother. I’m hungry.

Perdita:
Now Rolly, you’ve just had your dinner.

Rolly:
But I am, just the same. I’m so hungry I could eat a… a whole elephant.

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[Pongo sees Perdita for the very first time]

Pongo:
Well, now that’s a bit more like it! The most beautiful creature on four legs!

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Roger:
We’ll buy a big place in the country. We’ll have a plantation… a Dalmatian plantation!

Anita:
Oh, Roger, that’s truly an inspiration.

Nanny:
It’ll be a sensation!

Roger:
We’ll have a Dalmatian plantation. A Dalmatian plantation, I say.

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Horace:
We’re from the Gas Company.

Jasper:
[elbows him] ‘Lectric! ‘Lectric!

Horace:
Uh… Electric Company.

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Horace:
[Jasper is drinking] Hey, Jasper! Give us a swig! Just a short one?

Jasper:
Now Horace, this hogwash ain’t fit for a fancy gent like yourself. Besides, you’d get crumbs in it, ya cabbage head!

Horace:
All right! Guzzle the whole works, and I hope it gives ya cobby wobbles, that’s what!

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Cruella:
They’re mongrels. No spots! No spots at all! What a horrid little white rat!

Nanny:
They’re not mongrels! They’ll get their spots. Just wait and see.

Anita:
That’s right, Cruella. They’ll have their spots in a few weeks.

Cruella:
Oh, well, in that case I’ll take them all. The whole litter. Just name your price, dear.

Anita:
I’m afraid we can’t give them up. Poor Perdita, she’d be heartbroken.

Cruella:
Anita, don’t be ridiculous. You can’t possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves.

Anita:
Well, I’m sure we’ll get along.

Cruella:
[laughing] Yes, I know! I know! Roger’s…

[laughing]

Cruella:
Roger’s songs!

[laughs again]

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[first lines]

Pongo:
My story begins in London, not so very long ago. And yet so much has happened since then, that it seems more like an eternity.

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Cruella:
You idiots! You fools! You imbeciles!

[bursts out crying]

Jasper:
Ahhh… shaddup!

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Patch:
Thunderbolt’s the greatest dog ever!

Pepper:
He’s even better than Dad.

Penny:
No dog’s better than Dad.

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Roger:
[after counting the puppies] A hundred and one!

Anita:
A hundred and one? My, where did they all come from?

Roger:
Oh-ho, Pongo, you ol’ rascal!

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Pongo:
As far as I could see, the old notion that a bachelor’s life was so… glamorous and carefree was all nonsense. It was downright dull.

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Seargent Tibs:
Yes, sir. Righto, sir. Right away, sir!

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Jasper:
There’s a new act just been passed in parliament. Comes under the heading of “Defence of the Realm Act”, it’s article 4, section 29, it’s very important, you see, it’s the law, and it’s for your safety, ma’am.

Nanny:
Well, I don’t care what Parliament realm, or whatever it is, says. You’re not coming in here, not with the mister and missus gone.

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Truck Driver:
[sees Cruella driving like a maniac] Hey, lady! What in thunder are you tryin’ to do? Crazy woman driver!

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Jasper:
Now, you’ve been gone and done it. You’ve cut me to the quick, lady. Why, I wouldn’t stay here if you asked me to.

[Nanny tries to throw a teapot at Jasper, but it misses and breaks]

Jasper:
Not even for a cup of tea.

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Pongo:
That’s the stuff! The blacker the better!

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Lucky:
I’m tired, and I’m hungry. And my tail’s froze. And my nose is froze. And my ears are froze. And my toes are froze.

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Colonel:
They say the ol’ place is haunted or bewitched or some such fiddle faddle.

Seargent Tibs:
Fiddle faddle and rot, sir.

Colonel:
Just the same, Sergeant, use extreme caution. No telling what sort of hocus pocus you might run into.

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TV Announcer:
Don’t miss next week’s exciting episode. Who will triumph?

Patch:
Ol’ Thunder always wins!

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Danny:
The humans have tried everything. Now it’s up to us dogs, and the twilight bark.

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Jasper:
Hey! Horace, me lad! I’ve got a sneaky suspicion we’re not welcome here!

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Horace:
[with mouth full of bread, begging Jasper for wine] Come on, man. Let me have a sip. Just a short one.

Jasper:
Naw, this one’s almost gone. Besides you’ll get crumbs in it ya cabbagehead!

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