Movie Quotes Blog

Cruella De Vil:
Anita dahling!

Anita:
Oh hello Cruella, how are you?

Cruella De Vil:
Miserable dahling, as usual, perfectly wretched.

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Pongo:
Perdy… I’m afraid it’s all up to us.

Perdita:
Oh, Pongo. Isn’t there any hope?

Pongo:
Well, yes. There’s the twilight bark.

Perdita:
The twilight bark? But dear, that’s only a gossip chain.

Pongo:
Darling, it’s the very fastest way to send news. And if our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know. Now we’ll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park.

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Jasper:
I ain’t gonna hurt ya.

Horace:
But I thought we was gonna pop ‘em off.

Jasper:
Shh, shut up!

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Pongo:
Everybody here? All fifteen?

Patch:
Twice that many, Dad. Now there’s 99 of us!

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Cruella:
When can the puppies leave their mother? Two weeks? Three weeks?

Roger:
Never.

Cruella:
What?

Roger:
W-W-We’re n-not s-selling t-the puppies. N-N-Not a sing… a single one. Do you understand?

Cruella:
Anita, is he serious? I really don’t know Roger.

Anita:
Well, Cruella, he seems…

Cruella:
Surely he must be joking!

Roger:
No, no, no. I-I-I mean it. You’re-You’re not getting one. N-N-Not one. And that’s… that’s final!

Cruella:
Why, you horrid man! You… you… all right, keep the little beasts for all I care.

[she rips up the cheque]

Cruella:
Do as you like with them. Drown them.

[she walks up to Anita]

Cruella:
But I warn you, Anita, we’re through. I’m through with all of you! I’ll get even. Just wait. You’ll be sorry! You fools! You… you IDIOTS!

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Anita:
Cruella, isn’t that a new fur coat?

Cruella De Vil:
My only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn’t?

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Cruella De Vil:
[Trying to write a check for the puppies] Oh blast this pen!

[Shakes it]

Cruella De Vil:
Blast this wretched, wretched pen! EH!

[Splatters ink over Pongo and Roger]

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Secundus:
[Upon seeing Abraxas] What happened to your face?

Abraxas:
I was volted, T-squared!

Secundus:
Looks like they lined your skull with pla-steel.

Abraxas:
It’s over.

Secundus:
Right. I win. The girl will bear my child, and he will be the answer.

Abraxas:
Why? You had it all. An almost immortal lifespan. Virtually unlimited power!

Secundus:
Almost? Virtually? It’s not enough, when I can have it all! The key is the birth of a comater. The comater will be able to compute the anti-life equation. That child will be a comater. Join me. To stop me now, you have to kill the girl. I know you, you can’t do that.

Abraxas’ Answer Box:
Communication from command: Secundus will be transported to penal planet Tyrannus 7, a travel warp is operative.

Secundus:
HAHAHA! It doesn’t matter! I win… see you soon Abraxas.

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Abraxas:
My force was taught to avoid VD.

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Garage Owner:
Hey, what are you doin’ in my shop?

Secundus:
I am recharging my answerbox.

Garage Owner:
Whatever the hell that is, you sure picked the wrong place to do it.

Secundus:
You’re quite a big man.

Garage Owner:
Big enough to take you, pal!

Secundus:
Yes?

[grabs the Garage Owner by the throat]

Secundus:
Test for the anti-life equation!

Secundas’ Answer Box:
Subject does not posses the anti-life equation, testing will result in discorporation.

Secundus:
RUN THE TEST!

[the Garage Owner evaporates]

Secundus:
You failed.

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Secundus:
Are you a birthing member of the human race?

Sonia:
Huh?

Secundus:
I need your body!

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Father:
So what makes you think you can locate my 4-by-4?

Abraxas:
My box has VD, trust me.

Mother:
Your what?

Abraxas:
VD. Vibrational Detection.

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Whipper:
What’s in the bag?

Adam Farmer:
Nothing.

Whipper:
C’mon, what is it? What is it, a bomb? What are you going to do, blow up Marshfield?!

Adam Farmer:
No, it’s a present for my father!

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Sheriff Sharp:
So what are you doing for Christmas?

Deputy White:
Well, I was going to go home to see my parents but they don’t like me very much.

Sheriff Sharp:
Sure they do.

Deputy White:
Anyways I got a lot of work to catch up on. I’m going to stay in town. I’ll clean my guns or something.

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Abraxas:
Tommy, RUN!

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Deputy White:
All right, so who do you think these guys are, Shriners?

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[to Sheriff Sharp]

Secundus:
Put your gun in my pocket!

[the Sheriff puts his gun in Secundus’ pocket]

Secundus:
Follow me, and she dies! Have a nice day!

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Abraxas:
Hello. I suppose you’re not tired. Do you want to sit up here with me? I’ll tell you a story. It’s about two men who were partners.

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Secundus:
I’m looking for a man. A wo-man.

Cocky Youth:
Women. Ah, you’re looking for women. Like exotic dancers.

Secundus:
I’m not familiar with the term ?exotic dancer?.

Secundas’ Answer Box:
Exotic dancers are birthing members of this species performing contemporary fertility rites.

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Teacher:
Can I help you?

Secundus:
Bring me the comater.

Teacher:
What?

Secundus:
I said: Bring me the comater, or I will kill all these children… one at the time!

[pats a boy on the head]

Secundus:
I looooove children.

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[waitress hands Secundus the bill after he has eaten the entire breakfast menu]

Secundus:
What’s this?

First Waitress:
The bill.

Secundus:
Did I order this?

First Waitress:
Everybody gets one.

Secundus:
I see.

[eats the bill]

Secundus:
Very pleasant.

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Secundus:
[to Tommy] There’s no more hiding. No more running. Just you, me, and the anti-life equation!

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Hite:
You’ve endangered the lives of millions of people for the sake of one woman and one child.

Abraxas:
I think you’re over-dramatizing the situation, Hite.

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Katherine Jackson:
Joseph, stop it! You could wake the dead! No more beatings, you hear me? No more!

Joseph Jackson:
Michael! Marlon!

Katherine Jackson:
I’VE HAD ENOUGH, JOSEPH! All these years, I’ve had enough! You cannot do it anymore!

Joseph Jackson:
This is between me and the boys.

Katherine Jackson:
The boys are young men now. They have traveled all over the world. They have millions of fans. What are you going to do- ask them to go out, get a switch, and bring it back here so you can beat them with it? Go to bed, Joseph. Go to bed!

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Michael Jackson:
Tell them I liked riding in the ambulance. It was wild with the sirens wailing.

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Michael Jackson:
Berry once told me a song has to tell a story. I’ve got a million stories in my head. I’m filled up with music. I just want it to come out.

Katherine Jackson:
And it will, because there’s no stopping it.

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Marlon:
You know, I’m sick of this- promotional tours. When do we get to perform again?

Jackie:
Hey, man, ask Michael.

Marlon:
Yeah, sure. “Ask Michael.” Who ever sees Michael?

Jackie:
You need an appointment to see your own little brother.

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Joseph Jackson:
Black Beatles, that’s what they call ‘em! Black Beatles!

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Principal Latimer:
He’s getting special attention all right Mrs. Murray. His presence is causing a problem with the students. Frankly, Tommy scares the piss out of them. And they act out. They push him. They call him names. They tease him. Constantly.

Sonia:
Why don’t you just tell them to stop teasing him, to stop pushing him, to stop calling him all kinds of names. Have you ever thought of just telling them to stop it?

Principal Latimer:
[long pause] No. No I haven’t. Um, I’m - I’ll try that. I’ll just speak to the kids. I’ll just - I’ll just tell them directly. That’s a good suggestion. I’m going to try that.

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Jermaine Jackson:
They ripped off my medallion!

Jackie:
Hey, I kind of like the whole thing.

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Joseph Jackson:
You know, Berry Gordy’s not gonna be satisfied until he has one of my boys calling him “Daddy”.

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Jackie:
Hey, Jermaine, why don’t you help out the brothers? Talk to Berry. He is your father-in-law.

Jermaine:
Look, father-in-law is one thing, group is another. Anyway. we got a winning combination. A seven-year run of hits.

Marlon:
Got no more hits.

Jermaine:
We’ll get it back, man. I’m not running to my father-in-law every time someone’s got a complaint. You wanna talk to him, talk to him.

Jackie:
I wanna talk to him, but he ain’t gonna wanna listen.

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Suzanne de Passe:
How about a giant chocolate candy bar? You can eat it on the plane.

Michael Jackson:
No.

Jermaine:
Michael! You never turn down candy.

Michael Jackson:
Please don’t make me go on that plane. I’m scared. I don’t want to go on anymore planes ever. Ever!

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[Repeated line]

Joseph Jackson:
Get a switch!

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Michael Jackson:
We’re embarking on this tour for many reasons, but mainly because of our mother. Our father, too, for the dream that they had… an American dream… that started a long, long time ago, when our ancestors came here… slaves… oppressed people… beaten down, beaten up… You know, we’ve come a long, long way from 2300 Jackson Street, when my brothers and I used to long for a color T.V. We weren’t beaten down by poverty, and we’re not going to be beaten down by fame, either. ‘Cause this is what it’s all about. This tour is a celebration. It’s a victory.

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Suzanne de Passe:
When you get on stage, Michael, you like it.

Michael Jackson:
Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don’t.

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Katherine Jackson:
She never should’ve given the microphone to Michael. She may never get it back!

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