Movie Quotes Blog

Doc Valentine:
I want booze! Now!

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Mario:
Come on, Mom, get in the hearse.

Bette Tremont:
You’d like that, wouldn’t you?

Mario:
I’m sorry, it was a slip of the tongue.

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Bette Tremont:
He keeps coming into my bed at night. When your father gets excited nothing is going to stop him.

John Tremont:
[looks shocked]

Bette Tremont:
Oh, grow up.

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Jake Tremont:
Dying is not a sin. Not living is.

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Jake Tremont:
The world has changed, Johnny. You wouldn’t believe how much the world has changed.

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Jake Tremont:
[About a white shirt with black stripes] It’s white.

John Tremont:
I’m going to make an executive decision here. I’m gonna say it’s colored. Okay, water: cold/warm, warn/warm, warm/hot. What the hell, we’ll live dangerously. Hot/hot.

Jake Tremont:
It’s white.

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Nick Darrow:
The cops’ll tell you I’m a crook, a mug, a no-good guy.

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Nick Darrow:
Can I talk?

Inspector Conklin:
The faster the better.

Nick Darrow:
Any dictaphones around?

Inspector Conklin:
Say, listen, this is Center Street, not Hollywood.

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Martoff:
Tonight you’re going to step out and make some whooppee.

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Nick Darrow:
The name’s Snell.

Connie:
All my life I’ve been wanting to meet a man named Snell.

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Lora Madigan:
My mother told me never to cross state lines without benefit of clergy.

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Chorus:
[singing] Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair, shining gleaming steaming flaxen waxen. Give me it down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer, here, baby, there, mamma, everywhere, daddy daddy hair! Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair!

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Prison Psychiatrist:
And men?

Woof:
What do you mean…?

Prison Psychiatrist:
You have any sexual attraction towards men?

Woof:
You mean if I’m a homosexual or something like that?

Prison Psychiatrist:
Yeah.

Woof:
Well, I wouldn’t kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I’m not a homosexual, no.

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Berger, Hud, Woof:
[in song] Hair like Jesus wore it. Hallelujah! I adore it! Hallelujah! Mary loved her son. Why don’t my mother love me?

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Sheila, Jeannie:
[in song] Gliddy glup goopy, nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo. Sabba sibby sabba, nooby abba nabba le le lo lo. Tooby ooby walla, nooby abba nabba. Early morning singing song.

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Woof, Hud, Berger:
[singing] Oh say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair’s too short.

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Steve:
We’ll have it

[the money]

Steve:
for you at four o’clock.

Berger:
See, that’s just what my other problem is, man.

Steve:
What?

Berger:
You’re full of sh*t.

[Sheila laughs]

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Hippy:
The draft is white people sending black people to make war on the yellow people to defend the land they stole from the red people!

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‘Aquarius’ soloist:
[In song] When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planet and hope will steer the stars. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

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Sheila:
[after receiving Claude’s letter] So, I was thinking of writing him. What should I say?

Jeannie:
Oh! I wanna say something! I wanna say… um… tell him I said… um… Jeannie says ‘Hi!’

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Jeannie:
I know who the father is.

Hud:
Yeah, you know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out all white and squishy-like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that’s mine!

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Anatoli Kaganovich:
I opened thousands of brains.

Nicky Rogan:
What’d you find?

Anatoli Kaganovich:
Big mess every time.

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Nicky Rogan:
The Red Soxs are always winning, until they lose.

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Dr. Phibes:
My love, precious jewel and noble wife. Severed, too quickly, too cruelly from this life. I alone remain to give delivery of your pain. Nine killed you. Nine shall die. Nine times, nine! Nine killed you! Nine shall die! Nine eternities in DOOM!

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Inspector Trout:
Sorry for taking up your valuable time.

Goldsmith:
Reasonably valuable I would like to think.

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Dr. Anton Phibes:
Work faster, Doctor! The acid is descending! My wife existed only six minutes on the operating table, and then she was dead. You murdered her!

Dr. Vesalius:
No!

Dr. Anton Phibes:
Murdered her!

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Goldsmith:
There was a lady.

Inspector Trout:
Right, this woman…

Goldsmith:
No, not a woman. A lady.

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Waverley:
Now if we don’t handle this with kid gloves, there’ll be questions in the House. This whole thing’s a political time bomb, do you realize that? We’re all of us as vulnerable as hell, especially me.

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Jesse Palmer:
We need a room for the night.

Heather:
You freakin’ or sleepin’?

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Frank:
I’m a political consultant, not an assasin!

J. William Whelan:
What’s the difference?

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Berger:
Where you from?

Claude Bukowski:
Oklahoma.

Jeannie:
Hey, listen. I know what it’s like. I used to be from Kansas myself.

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Jeannie:
So, do you wanna to get married?

Claude Bukowski:
To who?

Jeannie:
Me!

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Dr. Vesalius:
For God’s sake!

Dr. Anton Phibes:
Don’t cry upon God, Dr. Vesalius. He is on my side! He led me, showed me the way in my quest for vengeance.

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Caretaker:
[Vesalius and Trout visit the Phibes vault in Highgate cemetery] Fools. They’ll have the worms soon enough.

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Dr. Vesalius:
I’m going alone. Maybe he’ll trade my life for my son’s.

Inspector Trout:
If you think you can reason with him, then you’re as mad as he is!

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Goldsmith:
Good day, Inspector Pike.

Inspector Trout:
Trout, sir.

Goldsmith:
Ah, yes, of course.

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Crow:
Anyway, medical men die every day.

Inspector Trout:
I’m aware of that sir.

Crow:
Good. They’re composed of the same flesh and blood as you and I.

Inspector Trout:
I’m aware of that too sir. I happen to have seen rather a lot of their flesh and blood in the past few days.

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