Movie Quotes Blog

Toranosuke Shimada:
Study the sword to study the soul, you fool… an evil mind makes an evil sword.

---

Ryunosuke Tsukue:
I, Ryunosuke Tsukue, trust only my sword in this world. When I fight, I have no family.

---

Toranosuke Shimada:
The sword is the soul. Study the soul to know the sword. Evil mind, evil sword.

---

Lars:
Who’s f*cking idea was this?

---

James:
We got a few more, are ya ready?

James:
Are you sure?

James:
Uh, I think uh, were gonna do somethin’ heavy now.

James:
That was all the warm up stuff.

---

[Finished playing “For Whom the Bell Tolls”]

James:
That feels good, don’t know ’bout you man.

---

James:
D’ya hear the one about the rock band who wanted to play with the symphony?

---

[repeated line]

Clayton:
Have we met?

---

Jane Porter:
And there were gorillas.

Professor Porter, Clayton:
Gorillas?

Clayton:
You found the gorillas? Where, Jane? Where?

Jane Porter:
He left with them.

Professor Porter:
Who did? Who?

Jane Porter:
Tarzan.

Clayton:
Tarzan?

Jane Porter:
The ape man.

---

Professor Porter:
Oh, those magnificent creatures, shivering in cages. What is this world coming to?

[He hits his fist on the wall; suddenly the ship shifts to the side, from Tantor getting on board]

Professor Porter:
Oh, by Jove. Don’t know my own strength.

---

Clayton:
[Draws a crude gorilla on Jane’s chalkboard and points to it with the chalk] Gorilla.

Tarzan:
[Takes the chalk and examines it] Gor-illa.

Professor Porter:
[Excited] Oh! Oh! He’s got it!

Tarzan:
Gor-illa!

[Proceeds to scribble wildly on the chalkboard]

Tarzan:
Gorrrrr-illllla!

Professor Porter:
Oh, perhaps not…

---

Young Tantor:
[Sees Tarzan swimming] Piranha! It’s a piranha!

Tantor’s Mother:
Tantor, there are no piranhas in Africa.

Elephant #1:
Don’t tell the kid that. Of course there are piranhas in Africa.

Elephant #2:
No, she’s right. They’re native to South America.

Elephant #1:
Oh, come on, now.

Elephant #2:
You think I would be standing here if they were?

[Meanwhile, Tarzan is trying to get a hair from the first elephant’s tail]

Young Tantor:
Look out, he’s right behind you!

Tantor’s Mother:
For the last time, honey, there are no piranhas in…

Elephant #1:
My butt! Something’s got my butt!

---

Rusty Joslin:
Boy, what a country! Even the soldiers are crooks.

Stony Brooke:
The only honest man around here is a bandit.

---

Rusty Joslin:
Listen here, you young whippersnapper! I’m just as spry as I ever was. Who was it that rounded up those renegades? And who corralled that bank robber back home, eh?

Stony Brooke:
Well, who?

Rusty Joslin:
Uh, six other fellows.

---

Dinah Hunter:
They’re gonna kill you!

Coley Blake:
That don’t matter. I was born dead.

---

Karen:
[hesitating to give Darcy a ride home] Can’t you ask Eddie Lee?

Darcy:
He’s in Russellville!

Karen:
It’s five minutes to your house, another five minutes to the hospital. Mrs. Alves is going to kill me!

Darcy:
You promised.

Karen:
[giving in] I know I did.

---

Jimmy:
Jill, where’s Dr. Mixter?

Jill:
Ah, he’s been at the country club. I think he’s drunk.

Budd:
Oh, great!

---

[Graham examines the burned corpse that was erroneously thought to be Michael Myers]

Graham:
No fillings. He’s young. Maybe seventeen, maybe eighteen.

Sam Loomis:
Michael Myers is 21.

---

Mrs. Alves:
Time’s up, Jimmy. Let’s go.

Jimmy:
OK. OK.

Mrs. Alves:
No you won’t. Visiting hours are definitely over.

---

Dr. Sam Loomis:
[to Marion] There’s a two-way radio in the Marshal’s car. I want you to go outside, get on that radio and get Hunt!

Marshal:
Now wait a minute! I’m the only one authorized to use that!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
[to Marion] Move!

---

Tantor:
That sounded like Tarzan. It sounded like - like he was in trouble.

Terk:
Yeah? Why doesn’t he get his new friends to help him? I don’t care.

Tantor:
That’s it! I’ve had it with you and your emotional constipation! Tarzan needs us, and we’re gonna help him! You got that?

[places Terk on his back]

Tantor:
So pipe down, and hold on tight… we’ve got a boat to catch.

[Tantor charges off a cliff and into the ocean]

Tantor:
I’ve never felt so alive!

Terk:
Good, ’cause I’m gonna kill you!

---

[Tarzan sneaks up behind her to try and scare her]

Kala:
Don’t even think about it.

Tarzan:
How’d you know it was me?

Kala:
I’m your mother. I know everything. Now, where have you been?

Tarzan:
I thought you knew everything.

---

Clayton:
Even if you hadn’t grown up a savage, you’d be lost. There are no trails through a woman’s heart.

---

Jane Porter:
Oh, Tarzan, you have no idea what’s in store for you. You’re going to see the world, and all kinds of people will want to meet you. Leaders, scientists, writers.

Professor Porter:
Yes. Darwin, and Kipling. Queen Victoria.

Jane Porter:
I haven’t met her, but I hear she’s awfuly nice.

---

Jane Porter:
I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.

---

Mrs. Alves:
Men! Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

---

Dr. Sam Loomis:
If that wasn’t Michael Myers burning up in that car, a lot more people are going to be slaughtered tonight.

Deputy Gary Hunt:
He’s dead. You saw it.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I saw a man in a mask. I have to be sure.

Deputy Gary Hunt:
You talk about him as if he’s some kind of animal.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
He was my patient for fifteen years. He became an obsession with me until I realized there neither reason nor understanding or anything about him that was… even remotely human. An hour ago I stood up and fired six shots into him and he just got up and walked away. I am talking about the real possibility that he is STILL OUT THERE!

---

[after discovering Laurie is Michael’s sister]

Sam Loomis:
[to the Marshall] Turn this car around, now!

Marshal:
I can’t do that. I have orders.

[draws gun and points it at him]

Sam Loomis:
Well those orders have changed!

Marshal:
Doctor, you’re getting yourself into a lot of trouble.

Sam Loomis:
What is it you guys usually do? Fire a warning shot, right?

[Loomis shoots out the window, and the car screeches and turns about]

---

[Hunt notices that Dr. Loomis is holding a Revolver]

Sam Loomis:
[to Hunt] Heightens my sense of security.

---

[after discovered that Annie is dead]

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Damn you…

Sam Loomis:
I’m sorry…

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
What have you done…

Sam Loomis:
I haven’t done anything.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
YOU LET HIM OUT!

Sam Loomis:
I didn’t let him out. I gave orders for him to be restrained.

---

[after Michael escapes at the start of the movie]

Doyle Neighbor:
What’s ging on out there?

Dr. Sam Loomis:
[panicking] Did you see him? Did you see him? Call the cops!

Doyle Neighbor:
Is this a joke? I’ve been Trick or Treated to death tonight.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
You don’t know what DEATH is!

---

Budd:
Happy Halloween.

Karen:
Budd, you are the biggest jerk I have ever met.

Budd:
But you love me…

Karen:
Yeah, and I’m an idiot.

---

[Dr. Loomis orders the Marshal around at gun-point]

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Go and check all the rooms down there! Go on!

Marion Chambers:
Dr. Loomis!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
You stay with me and shut up!

---

Jimmy:
God, they should have handled him more carefully.

Laurie Strode:
Who?

Jimmy:
Michael Myers.

Laurie Strode:
Michael Myers?

Jimmy:
Yeah, he’s the guy who was after you tonight.

Laurie Strode:
You mean from the Myers House? That little kid who killed his sister? But he’s in a hospital somewhere!

Jimmy:
He escaped last night.

Laurie Strode:
How do you know?

Jimmy:
It’s all over the radio. Television too, it’s on right now.

Laurie Strode:
[gasps] Why me? I mean, why *me*?

---

Sam Loomis:
I’m sorry I left you. Are you all right?

Laurie Strode:
Why won’t he die?

---

[after Michael disappears]

Doyle Neighbor:
What’s going on out here?

Sam Loomis:
Call the police! Tell the sheriff I shot him!

Doyle Neighbor:
Who?

Sam Loomis:
Tell him, he’s still on the loose!

Doyle Neighbor:
Is this some kind of joke? I’ve been trick-or-treated to death tonight.

Sam Loomis:
[looks at the blood on his hand] You don’t know what death is!

---

Bud:
Look, Jimmy, rule number one, never get involved with a patient. Nurses, that’s another story. But patient is no good, it never works out.

---

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I ought to handcuff you to the wheel, but I have a feeling I’m gonna need you in there. Can I trust you?

Marshal:
What have I got to lose, except my job?

---

Mrs. Alves:
I’m trying to reach Mr. or Mrs. Morgan Strode. They’ve left? Could you give me another number? All right. Thank you. You should’ve called them right away. Now I can’t find them.

Janet Marshall:
I didn’t know.

Mrs. Alves:
Right away.

Janet Marshall:
I’m sorry, Mrs. Alves.

Jimmy:
I’ll be with Laurie. Cover for me.

Mrs. Alves:
I heard that. Two minutes. That’s it.

---

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Did you see the blackboard back there in the elementary school?

Marion Chambers:
Yeah.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
In order to appease the gods, the Druid priests held fire rituals. Prisoners of war, criminals, the insane, animals… were… burned alive in baskets. By observing the way they died, the Druids believed they could see omens of the future. Two thousand years later, we’ve come no further. Samhain isn’t evil spirits. It isn’t goblins, ghosts or witches. It’s the unconscious mind. We’re all afraid of the dark inside ourselves.

---