Movie Quotes Blog

The Black Hangman:
The Caves of Ankerban were found - by one of your party.

A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
Yes, Professor Mason, but he left no trace.

The Black Hangman:
Fortunately for me, because Professor Mason did find the Caves of Ankerban

A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
He’s still alive?

The Black Hangman:
Yes, as my prisoner.

A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
Prisoner!

The Black Hangman:
Yes, because Professor Mason found something so valuable in those caves that only I must possess it!

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A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
If it’s so valuable, why are you telling me about it.

The Black Hangman:
Because Professor Mason sent a chart showing the location of the Caves of Ankerban to one of his friends.

A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
I know nothing about any chart.

The Black Hangman:
Then perhaps it was your friend, Major Elliott.

A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
If I knew, I wouldn’t tell you.

The Black Hangman:
No, you would not. You Americans have such a strange idea of honor.

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The Black Hangman:
To police officers and government agents: Greetings from the Schwarze Henker! In the interest of the New Order, I am here to eliminate your war production heads. There is nothing you can do to stop me. Heil!

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A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
Who are you?

The Black Hangman:
If an introduction is necessary, Herr Hill, let me introduce myself. I am the Schwarze Henker at your service.

A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
Schwarze Henker? The Black Hangman!

The Black Hangman:
Yes. But as you know, I have already eliminated the heads of two of your important war operations.

A.J. ‘Jack’ Hill [Ch. 1]:
Then I suppose as the head of the Hill Aerial Corporation, I shall be Number Three.

The Black Hangman:
Yes, unless you give me what I want.

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Gabe:
SOMETHING’S wrong!

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Yulaw:
The shortest distance between two points will always be a straight line.

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Yulaw:
There hasn’t been anything like what I have become. You know that, you were there for my very first one.

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[after seeing Yulaw run past a squad car]

Police Officer:
Holy sh*t! He’s doin’ fifty!

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[Before Gabe and Yulaw fight each other]

Yulaw:
After this, there will be only one.

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Yulaw:
I don’t need to know you.

Yulaw:
You only need to know me.

Yulaw:
I will be the one.

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[Yulaw listens to heavy metal in a stolen van but gets held at gunpoint by Roedecker]

Yulaw:
Just when I find something that I like in this universe.

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Roedecker:
Funsch. Us splitting up, you going solo… is way out of procedure. So listen to me. I know where you come from. I know what you’ve been through, but this place is different. Not everyone is a combatant. There are innocent people here. So if you get into the sh*t, you trust your heart, not your head, hmm?

Funsch:
Loud and clear, sir.

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Yulaw:
Just so you know, I’m going to take that gun and kill you before you can pull the trigger. There’s nothing you can do, except give it to me.

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[last lines]

[Yulaw making his announcement to the prisoners in the Hades Universe]

Yulaw:
I don’t need to know you. *You* only need to know *me*. I will be The One!

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Funsch:
Permission to speak, sir. I know what I’ve gotta do. And I’ll never get the chance to say thank you for squaring me away. So, thank you sir.

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Yulaw:
[confronting Gabriel Law] The good news is you’re not crazy. The bad news is…

[starts shooting at him]

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Prison Warden:
Yulaw, are you ready?

Yulaw:
[looks at Warden] Are you?

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Yulaw:
There has never been anything greater than what I have become.

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[first lines]

Narrator:
There is not one universe. There are many: A multiverse. We have the technology to travel between universes, but travel is highly restricted and policed. There is not one you. There are many. Each of us exists in present time, in parallel universes. There was balance in the system, but now a force exists who seeks to destroy the balance so he can become The One.

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Joshua:
I’m doing a man thing here. Staring death in the face. Stuff like that.

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Joshua:
I’m supposed to wanna do that sort of thing at my age. It’s a teen thing.

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[Of his elderly uncle]

Joe Pickled Trout:
About 3 fries short of a Happy Meal.

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Joshua:
Isn’t it time we did that father-son bonding thing or somethin’?

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Gabe:
I won’t be the one, but neither will you.

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Yulaw:
The Multiverse, every universe in it, is irrational, sloppy. I try to make it rational. I try to make it neat. You call it murder. How can I murder myself 123 times? I just took those wasted energies and transferred them to one container: me. What if that is our fate? To unite with ourselves, to be unified forever. To be one. I will be The One.

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Gabe:
So I’m next?

Funsch:
You’re the last.

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Gabe:
[putting a protective helmet on Rotten Ronnie] It’s okay. You’re doing the right thing.

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T.K. Law:
People get older, Gabe. They don’t get stronger. They don’t get faster all of a sudden.

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Gabriel Law:
My grandfather taught me the energy of life goes in a circle in a perfect flow, balanced. He said until I find my center, my circle would never be whole. That day, I first saw her in the clinic I came in with a dog that was hit by a car. I knew right away she was my center. She made me whole.

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Nurse Besson:
For God’s sake, you’re getting an MRI, not a heart transplant.

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Funsch:
I am a Multiverse agent.

Gabe:
You’re a nut.

Funsch:
Hey, you’re the one that’s seeing yourself.

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Roedecker:
You have killed 123 people, I’d say that is a *very* bad thing you did, Yulaw. You don’t know what would happen if you kill this one. His death could affect the whole system, but I guess that doesn’t matter to…

Yulaw:
I know, everything must be balanced. Blah-blah-blah-blah, the party line. What do you think would happen?

Roedecker:
Some people think you’d explode. Some people think you’d implode.

Yulaw:
You’re missing one.

Roedecker:
Some people think you’d become some sort of god?

Yulaw:
Yes, that’s the one.

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[Being ambushed by three cops]

Yulaw:
Don’t you people ever learn?

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[opening narration]

Ambassador Londo Mollari:
I was there at the dawn of the third age of mankind. It began in the Earth year 2257, with the last of the Babylon stations located deep in neutral space. It was a port of call for refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats, and travelers from a hundred worlds. It could be a dangerous place, but we accepted the risk because Babylon 5 was our last, best hope for peace. Under the leadership of its final commander, Babylon 5 was a dream given form. A dream of a galaxy without war, where species could live side-by-side in mutual respect. A dream that was endangered as never before by one man on a mission of destruction. Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations. This is its story.

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Jeffrey Sinclair:
A poem- A story in meter or rhyme.

Delenn:
Ahh, there once was a man from Nantucket…

Jeffrey Sinclair:
[chuckles] You’ve been talking to Garibaldi again, haven’t you?

Delenn:
Yes. How did you know?

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Jeffrey Sinclair:
There’s a 24 hour period in my life that I can’t account for; it happened during the war with your people. You wouldn’t be holding anything out on me, would you old friend?

Delenn:
Commander, I would never tell you anything that was not in your best interest.

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[Recalling the Battle of the Line]

Jeffrey Sinclair:
The sky was full of stars, and every star an exploding ship. One of ours.

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Jeffrey Sinclair:
Sooner or later everyone comes to Babylon 5.

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Lawless:
You want that thumb?

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Funsch:
In this, you exist. In another you don’t exist. In another, you’re married to the same woman. In another, you’re married to a different woman. In another, you’re married to a man.

Gabe:
Hey!

Funsch:
There is a string of energy divided among every one of us. We all have it.

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Yulaw:
I am Yulaw! I am nobody’s bitch! You are mine.

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Roedecker:
On the floor, right now!

Yulaw:
The floor? This is a hospital. The floor is full of germs. Want me to get sick?

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T.K. Law:
You were shot. You need to be examined.

Gabriel Law:
You can do it.

T.K. Law:
Um, newsflash. I’m a vet. You’re not a dog.

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Music Industry Executive:
I hate razors. Just don’t cut my ears off, I’ll be very happy. That doesn’t offend you does it when I say “don’t cut my ears off”? You don’t feel, “mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm, get the Son-of-a-bitch now!”.

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