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Movie Quotation: Back to the Future Part III

Monday, June 30th, 2008

[last lines]

Marty McFly:
Hey, Doc! Where you going now? Back to the future?

Doc:
Nope. Already been there.


Doc:
And in the future, we don’t need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles.

Saloon Old Timer #3:
If everybody’s got one of these auto-whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?

Doc:
Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.

Saloon Old Timer #3:
Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?


Doc:
We shall proceed as planned, and as soon as we return to 1985, we shall destroy this infernal machine. Traveling through time has become much too painful.


Marty McFly:
You’re Mad Dog Tannen!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Mad Dog? I hate that name. I hate it. You hear? ‘Cause nobody calls me “Mad Dog”, especially not some duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash.


Clara Clayton:
I don’t dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.



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“Back to the Future Part III” Quotation

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Doc:
Marty, you’re not thinking fourth dimensionally!

Marty McFly:
Yeah, I know, I got a real problem with that.


Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
[arriving at the Palace Saloon] Are you in there, Eastwood? It’s eight o’clock, and I’m calling you out!

Marty McFly:
[looks at the town clock, then steps towards Buford cautiously at a window] It’s not 8:00 yet!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
It is by my watch! Let’s settle this once and for all, runt! Or ain’t you got the gumption?


[at a weapons checkpoint, Strickland holds a shotgun on Tannen]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Marshall Strickland. I didn’t know you was back in town.

Marshall Strickland:
If you can’t read the sign, Tannen, I presume you can read THIS.


Marty McFly:
You have a brother named Martin McFly?

Seamus McFly:
Had a brother. Martin always provoked me into fighting. He was afraid that everybody think that he was a coeard if he refused. That is why he got a Bouie knife shoved in his belly in a saloon in Virginia City. He never considered the future, poor Martin. God rest his soul.

Maggie McFly:
I am hoping that your considering the future Mr. Eastwood.

Marty McFly:
I think about it all the time.


Older Man on Train 1:
I’ve never seen a man so broken up over a woman. What did he say her name was, Kara, Sarah?

Older Man on Train 2:
Clara.

Clara Clayton:
[Clara’s eyes light up and she spins around in her seat] Excuse me.

Older Man on Train 1:
Ma’am.

Clara Clayton:
But was this man tall, with great big brown puppy dog eyes and long silvery flowing hair?

Older Man on Train 1:
You know him?

Clara Clayton:
[Clara lets out a happy sigh and spins back in her seat] Emmitt!

[She reaches up and pulls on an emergency stop cord]



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Movie Quotation: Back to the Future Part III

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Eight o’clock Monday, runt. If you ain’t here, I’ll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck.

Buford’s Gang Member #1:
It’s “dog”, Buford. Shoot him down like a dog.


Doc:
Howdy Doody time?


[Doc Brown and Marty are hijacking a train]

Doc:
Reach!

Engineer:
Is this a holdup?

Doc:
It’s a science experiment!


Strickland’s Deputy:
[Buford is pulled out of a manure cart and up to his feet] Buford Tannen, you’re under arrest for robbing the Pine City Stage! You got anything to say?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
[spits out a chunk of manure] I hate manure.


[Doc has altered history by saving Clara from falling into what would have been Clayton Ravine]

Marty McFly:
Look, Doc, what’s the worst that can happen, huh? So they don’t name the ravine after her. Let’s just get the DeLorean ready and get the hell out of here.

Doc:
I wish I’d never invented that infernal time machine. It’s caused nothing but disaster.



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“Back to the Future Part III” Quotation

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Wake up! Let’s go! I got me a runt to kill!

Buford’s Gang Member #1:
It’s still early, boss. What’s your hurry?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
I’m hungry.


Colt gun salesman:
Young man, young man! I’d like you to have this new Colt Peacemaker and gun belt. Free of charge.

Marty McFly:
Free?

Colt gun salesman:
I want everyone to know that the gun that shot Buford Tannen was a Colt Peacemaker.

Marty McFly:
Hey, no problem. Thanks a lot!

Colt gun salesman:
Of course, you understand, that if you lose I’m taking it back.

Marty McFly:
Thanks again.


Marty McFly:
[looks at the photograph of the tombstone, the name “Clint Eastwood” appears on it] Listen! I’m not really feeling up to this today, so I’m gonna have to forfeit!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Forfeit? *Forfeit*? What’s that mean?

Buford’s Gang Member #1:
Uh, it means that you win without a fight.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Without shooting? He can’t do that.

[shouts]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Hey, you can?t do that! You know what I think? I think you’re nothing but a gutless yellow turd! And I’m giving you to the count of ten to come out here, and prove I’m wrong! One…

Marty McFly:
[trying to wake up Doc] Doc… Sober up, buddy. Let’s get sober.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Two…

Saloon Old Timer #3:
You gotta get out there, son. I got $20 gold bet on you, so don’t let me down.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Three…

Saloon Old-Timer #2:
I got $30 gold bet again’ you, so don’t let me down.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Four…

Saloon Old-Timer #1:
You better face up to it, son, ’cause if you don’t go out there…

Marty McFly:
What?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Five…

Marty McFly:
What if I don’t go out there?

Eyepatch:
You’re a coward!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Six…

Toothless:
And you’ll be branded a coward for the rest of your days!

Saloon Old-Timer #1:
Everybody everywhere will say, “Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellow belly in the west.”

[Tannen stops and thinks, a gang member hold up seven fingers]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Seven…

Customer:
Here.

[slides a gun down the bar which Marty catches]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Eight…

Marty McFly:
[pauses dramatically] I already got a gun.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Nine…

[long pause]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Ten!

[short pause]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
You hear me, runt? I say, that’s ten, you gutless yellow pie-slinger!

Marty McFly:
[thinks] I don’t care what Tannen says. And I don’t care what anybody else says either.


[Clara has just climbed onto the train’s ledge]

Doc:
You’re doing fine, nice and steady.

[Clara keeps inching her boots closer towards Doc]

Doc:
C’mon, just a little further.

Clara Clayton:
I can’t Emmitt; I’m scared!

Marty McFly:
[Into Walkie Talkie] Seventy!

Doc:
Keep coming Clara! C’mon, c’mon you’re doing fine!

[Clara is cautiously grabbing the support beam as she gets within reach of Doc]

Doc:
C’mon, nice and easy. Dont look down, that’s it you’re doing fine!

[Clara and Doc are both reaching their hands for each other]

Marty McFly:
[Into walkie talkie] Doc, the red log’s about to blow!

[Just as Clara’s gloved fingertips are about to touch Doc’s, the last log blows. The steel bar breaks and Clara nearly falls to her death, only saved by getting her dress and boot caught on a railing above]

Doc:
Clara!


Townsman #1:
Good morning, Mr. Eastwood.

Marty McFly:
Good morning.

Townsman #2:
[hands Marty a cigar] Have a cigar, Mr. Eastwood. Is there anything else I can do you for you today Mr. Eastwood?

Marty McFly:
Uh, no. I’m fine. Thanks.

Townsman #3:
Good Luck tomorrow, Mr. Eastwood. We’ll be praying for you.

Undertaker:
[holding a funeral suit] Good morning, Mr. Eastwood. Interested in a new suit for tomorrow?

Marty McFly:
No. I’m fine. Thanks.



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“The Pagemaster” Quotation

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Dr. Jekyll:
My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you that you are in extreme danger.

Richard:
Danger?

Dr. Jekyll:
Even as we speak.


Horror:
Sixteen men on a dead man’s stomach…

Fantasy:
No, no! Chest! Chest!


Adventure:
Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.

Horror:
Doh, okay.

[smack]

Adventure:
I meant from her!


Richard:
This is not good, definitely not good.


Richard:
Fantasy!

Fantasy:
Naturally. Who were you expecting, Honey? The Tooth Fairy?



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Movie Quotation: The Pagemaster

Monday, June 30th, 2008

[upon meeting Captain Ahab]

Fantasy:
He’s possessed!

Horror:
He’s insane!

Adventure:
He’s my kinda guy!


Tom:
Give the word, captain Silver, and I’ll show you the color of his insides.

Richard:
Red, red, they’re red!

Long John Silver:
Stow your cutlass, Tom, I want a better look at his outsides first.


Adventure:
How would you like to curl up with a good book?

[Fantasy wallops him]

Adventure:
Ow, me binding!

Fantasy:
In your dreams!


Fantasy:
What is this?

Richard:
It’s a library card.

Fantasy:
I’m a book, honey, I can read.


Mr. Dewey:
Richard Tylor, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.



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“Hamburger… The Motion Picture” Quotation

Monday, June 30th, 2008

400 club member, 400 club member:
[after farting]

[In unison]

400 club member, 400 club member:
Aroma

[giggles]


Lyman Vunk:
[instructing a managerial training class] Put those cookies back… MOTHERFUCKER.

[entire class repeats, Sister Sara crossing herself]


[Explaining how much formula has been given to Zipser]

Dr. Mole:
That is the equivalent of 3 tons of my new synthetic chicken.

Lyman Vunk:
3 TONS?

Dr. Mole:
Yes… that would be as if he had a bucket of chicken, every day, for 500 years.

Lyman Vunk:
Is ther any chance of brain damage?

Zipser:
Cluck… Cluck.


[an old lady pulls up to the Buster Burgers’ drive thru intercom which is shaped like a giant pickle]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Hi, welcome to Buster Burgers, what can I get ch’ya?

Old Lady:
Um… one burger… uh, some fries… and a malte. Oh! And, uh, could you put cheese on that, please?

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Just say, “Buster Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shake,” madam.

Old Lady:
Okay.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[annoyed] So say it!

Old Lady:
Shove off, pickle! I don’t like talking to machines.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Look, toots. Take that Falcon you’re driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don’t shine!

Old Lady:
Wha? Wh-wh-why I… ooh… ack!

[collapses from a heart attack]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[once again cheerful] Thanks for coming to Buster Burgers, please move forward. You may be eligible for a prize.


400 club member:
[after farting] Deep and mean




Movie Quotation: Back to the Future Part III

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Marty McFly:
How many did he have?

Bartender:
Just one.

Marty McFly:
Just the one?

Bartender:
There’s a fella who can’t hold his liquor.


[Clara has pulled the train’s whistle, causing Doc to look back towards the cab]

Clara Clayton:
[Waves] Emmitt!

Doc:
Clara!

Clara Clayton:
I love you!

Marty McFly:
[Into walkie talkie] Doc, doc what’s happening?

Doc:
[Into walkie talkie] It’s Clara, she’s on the train.

Marty McFly:
[to himself] Clara, perfect.

Doc:
[Into walkie talkie] She’s in the cab, I’m gonna go back for her.

Marty McFly:
[Into walkie talkie] The windmill. Doc, the windwill, we’re going past fifty, you’ll never make it!

Doc:
[Into walkie talkie] Then we’ll have to take her back with us. Keep calling out the speed.


Doc:
This’ll shoot the fleas off a dog’s back at five hundred yards, Tannen, and it’s pointed straight at your head!



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Quotation from the Movie “The Bachelor Father”

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Sir Basil Algernon ‘Chief’ Winterton:
I am the first man ever to become a father by majority vote.




Quotation from the 1986 Movie “Hamburger… The Motion Picture”

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Lyman Vunk:
[instructing a managerial training class] We reserve the right… to refuse service… to ASSHOLES like YOU.

[entire class repeats]