Movie Quotes Blog

Hols:
[after escaping from the Endless Woods and encountering Hilda] Hilda, come with me to the village.

[She steps back, clutches her amulet and glares coldly at him]

Hols:
I was right, I knew we could get the other Hilda out of you. Come to the village, Hilda.

[Shaking her head, she attacks him with her sword and he fends her off with his axe]

Hols:
That’s the Hilda we must get out of you. Be brave and show them how human you really are.

[He disarms her and she bows her head]

Hols:
There… you are human

Hilda:
[Gazes sadly at him] Goodbye, Hols.

[Begins to slide into the snow darkness like a ghost]

Hols:
Hilda!

Hilda:
My brother went to the village… you’d better hurry to help Flep and Mauni.

Hols:
Hilda…

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Hilda:
[sings] In the twilight red sky / a lonely star shines / Someone calls me, / “Come away, voiceless lark / Come away, wingless lark / From where did you come? And where will you go, now?”

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Drago the Chief’s Deputy:
[Watches connivingly as Hilda mesmerises the entire village with her beautiful singing] I have a good idea… I can make use of her.

Toto the Owl:
Sure, you can make use of her… if only to ruin yourself.

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Spencer Barnes:
[inside the prison] Look me up when you get out.

Jimmy Dworski:
OK. I get out in about 20 minutes.

Spencer Barnes:
In that case, forget it.

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[pretending to be Spencer Barnes while making a toast during a business meeting]

Jimmy Dworski:
A toast on that the Cubs may win the World Series…, and big tits.

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Spencer Barnes:
I’ll sue you for everything you’ve got!

Jimmy Dworski:
I’d like to see that. I’ve got nothing!

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Jewel Bentley:
That was the best safe sex I’ve ever had!

Jimmy Dworski:
That was the best sex I’ve had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!

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Johnny Knoxville:
It’s gonna hurt a lot, but it’s just loud.

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Chris Pontius:
I’m so glad I’m not the star of this movie.

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Johnny Knoxville:
[after getting shot by riot explosive] Is this ok?

[points to face]

Johnny Knoxville:
Then we’re good.

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Bam Margera:
[after the Yak Charge] That couldn’t have gone any better. I didn’t know Knoxville could do back flips.

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Dimitry Elyashkevich:
[Johnny Knoxville is ready to be launced on the rocket] 5… 4… 3… 2… 1!

Bam Margera:
Later!

[Presses the launch button]

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Ryan Dunn:
[Riding Oldskool BMX] Why would anybody ride this sh*t? What’s the reasoning? Why can’t they just make two of the same size wheel?

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Dave England:
Oh God! Oh… Oh… Oh God!… my ass hurts so f*cking bad!

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Johnny Knoxville:
Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and I’m going to the moon!

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Johnny Knoxville:
Rectal bleeding… another first for Jackass.

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Dave England:
[gets knocked out by a large airbag] Ah… f*ckin’ sh*t… what was that sh*t? It’s f*ckin’ in my eyes…

Johnny Knoxville:
Oh! Oooo!

Dave England:
Uh… what the f*ck was that?

Johnny Knoxville:
Oh my…

Dave England:
I f*ckin’ don’t understand… what the f*ck did you do to me? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Johnny Knoxville:
Uh… are you…

Dave England:
You’re f*ckin’ me up man!

Johnny Knoxville:
Let’s go inside man!

Dave England:
Oh FUCK DUDE… I… that was f*ckin’ CRAZY!

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Ehren McGhehey:
[while in the trunk of a taxi cab] Get me out of here!

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Chris Pontius:
Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.

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Chris Pontius:
[after drinking the horse semen] I’m completely ashamed of myself.

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Steve-O:
[chuckling] You just pleasured a horse.

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Chris Pontius:
I can’t believe I’m fishing with Steve-o as my bait!

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Anatol Spencer:
Let’s not kiss any more, dear, until after breakfast.

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Anatol Spencer:
Let me take you away from all this rotten, hypocritical crowd! Let’s go to some clean, sweet place in the Country where people are honest and decent - and find ourselves again!

Vivian Spencer:
I’ll go with you to the country, Tony, if I can be sure there’ll be milk - but no *milk-maids*!

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Johnny Knoxville:
If your asshole can’t see the camera, the camera can’t see your asshole

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Steve-O:
I’m Steve-O, and sorry Dad, but no one’s gonna miss this for the world. This is the Butt Chug.

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Johnny Knoxville:
[first lines] Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!”

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April Margera:
Oh my god, you had the cutest butt ever, why did you have to go around and ruin it?

Bam Margera:
I didn’t, Dick Farm Dunn did.

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Chris Pontius:
[after Wee Man and Preston go bungee jumping off the bridge] That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.

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Johnny Knoxville:
[while Bam is in trailor with Cobra] You crying?

Bam Margera:
Yeah.

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Johnny Knoxville:
That long hair don’t cover up your red neck.

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Jay Chandrasekhar:
C’mon!

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Chris Pontius:
[after drinking horse semen] I’m ashamed of myself. I really am. I’m completely ashamed of myself.

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Johnny Knoxville:
[Johnny Knoxville hands his fake grandson a flask] Don’t hog it all you little prick…

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Ehren McGhehey:
Where I’m going, I don’t need luggage

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Steve-O:
I just had a leech chomp my eyeball. YES!

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Johnny Knoxville:
[while gagging after Pontius drinks the horse semen] I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then.

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Dave England:
[after going downhill in the Big Tire Race] Oh I hate that, I hate it so bad! f*ckin’ sucky!

Ryan Dunn:
Why do you hate it?

Dave England:
The bouncing on my f*ckin’ head!

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Ryan Dunn:
Ooh my hip! I think I just gave birth!

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April Margera:
Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?

Ryan Dunn:
‘Cause it was funny…

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Chris Pontius:
[after Matt Hoffman attempts to jump the English Channal on his bike] He didnt even make it to Germany!

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Steve-O:
All right cast me out, goddammit!

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[Bam has just been branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]

Bam Margera:
You gave me a hologram dick! There’s three solid dicks, there’s one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.

Johnny Knoxville:
But a sweet set of balls!

Bam Margera:
Rad… I’d rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!

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Wee Man:
There’s a machine in here! Where’s the f*cking card throwing machine?

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