Movie Quotes Blog

Lynette:
Damn You! Goddam You! Nobody D.O.R’s after eleven weeks! Nobody!

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[first lines]

Mayo:
[whispered to sleeping father] Hey.

[flashback to Manila]

Byron:
Hey, kid! Are you Zack?

Young Zack:
Yes, sir.

Byron:
I’m Byron; nice to meet you. Come on, let’s get your bags, OK?

Young Zack:
Yes, sir.

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[last lines]

Lynette:
Way to go, Paula! Way to go!

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Worley:
Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world.

Lynette:
I’m sorry, Sid, but I don’t wanna marry you. I really like you. We’ve had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.

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Worley:
Look at them bodacious set of ta’s ta’s.

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Mayo:
[after discovering that Sid has hung himself] … Sir, this officer candidate requests permission to see you in private… Sir.

Foley:
[gently] … Mayo, the whole class already knows about Candidate Worley, and we’re sorry.

Mayo:
Oh, I’m sure you are.

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Foley:
[his second cadence, for Zack alone] … Candidate Mayo’s strutting in the dirt; Look at his face, he’s starting to hurt; Here he is, thinking he’s a great big star; But before too long he’s gonna D.O.R.; Seen guys like you a hundred times; I’m telling you, Mayo, I’m one of a kind; Gonna give you more than you can take; I’m gonna watch you crumble and watch you break!

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Mayo:
I am talking to you, motherf*cker!

Foley:
What did you call me?

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Mayo:
[while hoisting and securing the “morning colors,” Zack glances up at the barracks’ orderly-room. He notices a stone-faced Sid coming down the steps, in street clothes, escorted by Foley] … You didn’t kick him out, did you? Wait, sir! Didn’t he tell you what he’s been going through?

Foley:
It doesn’t matter what he’s been going through; that’s what bartenders are for. What DOES matter is that he freaked out for SOME reason at twenty-five thousand feet, and that can’t happen. Period.

Mayo:
There’s this girl he’s gotten pregnant, and she’s putting him through hell, sir.

Worley:
He’s right, Zack. It doesn’t matter.

Mayo:
Just like that? It’s all over? With less than two weeks to go, you’re out?

Foley:
It can still happen to you too, Mayo-naise.

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Topper:
Who the hell is that guy?

Perryman:
That’s your momma and daddy for the next thirteen weeks.

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Holy Joe:
[reading the Englishman’s last letter] I don’t know whether I’ll find rich green grass or tough weeds up there. But, if there’s rich grass, praise be to God! If there’s nothing but weeds… praise be to God. The only thing I’ll miss is your friendship. For the rest, I have no regrets.

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Foley:
In every class, there’s always one joker who thinks that he’s smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn’t it, Mayonnaise?

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Byron:
I’m out at sea three weeks out of every month, and when I’m back at port I don’t have time for this daddy stuff ’cause that’s not who I am.

Young Zack:
That’s okay, sir

Byron:
Wait a second, kid, you don’t understand. I’m too old for this. I don’t care what the Navy says. This is no place to bring up a kid like I told you on the telephone. You’re better off at that state school back in Virginia.

Young Zack:
I’m never going back there. They treat me like sh*t.

Byron:
Maybe that’s not for you to say. Goddamit, don’t look at me that way. What happened to your mother had nothing to do with me.

Young Zack:
It did. You said you were gonna come back. You promised.

Byron:
Is that what she said? That’s a female lie. That’s bullsh*t! That’s a lie!

Young Zack:
I found your letters. I read them right after she did it. You said you were gonna come back for us. You said you loved her, and she believed you. You’re a liar!

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Paula:
You know something, you ain’t nothing special. You got no manners, you treat woman like whores and if you ask me you got no chance of being no officer.

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[Upon graduation]

Foley:
Congratulations Ensign Seeger.

Seeger:
Thank you, Sir.

Foley:
Gunnery Sgt, Ensign Seeger, Sir.

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Foley:
[his first cadence, for Zack and the other OC’s] … Sergeant Foley, can’t you see; A Puget Deb is after me; Please don’t let her catch my tail; I’d be better off in the county jail…! My mom was a Deb, my grandma too; That’s all them gals know how to do; She’ll catch my butt before she’s through; Sergeant Foley, it’s up to you!

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Col. Thaddeus Gearhart:
Give a woman an acorn and the next thing you know you’re up to your rump in oak trees.

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Capt. Paul Slater:
Protect both rears simultaneously!

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Col. Thaddeus Gearhart:
If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll have that entire band transferred to Alaska!

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Dr. Lauren Slaughter:
Am I supposed to say “Your place or mine?”

Karim Hatami:
No. These days, you say “Betamax or VHS?”

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Foley:
There’s not gonna be any liberty for you boys cause you’ll be going home by then.

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Foley:
Mayo, I want you D.O.R.

Mayo:
No sir. You can kick me outta here, but I ain’t quitting.

Foley:
Get into your fatigues, Mayo. By the end of this weekend, you’ll quit.

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Foley:
You can forget it! You’re out!

Mayo:
Don’t you do it! Don’t! You… I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g… I got nothin’ else.

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[referring to Della Serra’s haircut]

Foley:
Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, Scrotum Head.

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The Dealer:
You wanna get high, or not? I got other customers!

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The Woman:
Would you like a straaaaaaawwwww?

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The Woman:
f*ck this sh*t.

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Margarite ‘Cokie’ Mason:
Mary Ann, I got the most outrageous outfit for the concert.

Mary Anne Spier:
I’m not going to cry.

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Stacey:
You guys think I should’ve told him?

Kristy Thomas:
What? Who?

Stacey:
Luca!

Kristy Thomas:
About what?

Stacey:
I’m only thirteen!

Kristy Thomas:
So?

Stacey:
He’s seventeen!

Kristy Thomas:
[Shocked] That’s ancient!

Claudia Kishi:
He’s a poet!

Stacey:
He drives!

Claudia Kishi:
He’s a musical genius!

Stacey:
He’s been to Europe!

Kristy Thomas:
He’s FROM Europe!

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Kristy Thomas:
Hi, I’m Kristy. I’m the founding member of the baby-sitters club. I don’t mean to brag or anything but we’re famous, here in Stoneybrook. Everybody knows us. That’s because everybody uses us. You call one number, and get connected with seven incredible baby-sitters. This is Stacey, she’s our club treasurer. She’s good at keeping track of money, she’s also good at spending it. Stace was raised in New York City. Sometimes she thinks she still lives there. That’s Mary-Ann. When we were little, we used to live next door to each other. She’s kind of quiet, kind of serious. Why are we friends? They say opposites attract. Dawn’s Mary-Ann’s step-sister. She grew up in California. Dawn really cares about the environment. Her biggest regret is that she wasn’t born on earth day. Claudia’s an amazing artist. She’s REALLY talented. I mean, do you anybody who can take a fourk and a hammer and turn it into… That? And of course Mallory, she’s a junior member of the club. She started her novel when she turned eleven and is determined to finish it by the time she’s eleven and a half. Jesse’s Mallory’s best friend and another junior member of the club. Jesse’s motto is ”Why walks when you can dance?”. You know, we’re more than just a club. We’re friends. Best friends. Nothing could ever change that.

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Suzi Barrett:
I saw a tree eat a dog.

Becca Ramsey:
What kind of dog?

Suzi Barrett:
A green one.

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Grace:
She’s a hermit?

Bebe:
Isn’t that some kind of animal?

Margarite ‘Cokie’ Mason:
PERMIT, you IDIOTS!

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Dawn Schafer:
[Referring to Cokie] That girl is developing some really bad karma.

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Kristy Thomas:
Hey, guys. Sorry I’m late. Can we start?

Claudia Kishi:
We already have. Okay, new business. The Miss Haberman problem.

Kristy Thomas:
Who’s miss Haberman?

Dawn Schafer:
She’s our next door neighbour who’s going to call the city and take away our permit.

Kristy Thomas:
We don’t need a permit, I checked it out!

Stacey:
Well, it would’ve been nice if you were there to tell her that.

Kristy Thomas:
I had an appointement, okay?

Claudia Kishi:
Since when is a date an appointment?

Kristy Thomas:
It wasn’t a date! Look, Claude, I said I was sorry. I’ll talk to her, it’s no big deal.

Mary Anne Spier:
It is a big deal, Kristy. We could lose the camp.

Kristy Thomas:
I said I’d handle it, okay?

Stacey:
I have to go meet Lucas.

Jessi:
I have to sit for Becca.

Dawn Schafer:
Come on, Marry-Ann. The Masons are coming for dinner.

Mallory Pike:
I have to finish my novel.

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Kristy Thomas:
[Hangs up the phone after booking a baby-sitting appointment with Jacky Rodowsky] I know Jackie Rodowsky’s a walking disaster but I like him, okay? New business.

Claudia Kishi:
We have a tragedy here! I flunked science and I have to go to summer school.

Jessi Ramsey:
[Sarcastic] Aren’t you parents going to kill you?

Claudia Kishi:
Maybe.

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Logan Bruno:
[to Alan who is trying to get Dawn to like him and just squirted her with a novelty flower] I said give her a flower not squirt her with one!

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Claudia Kishi:
[after Dawn offers her a snack] Soymill chips? Forget it.

Dawn Schafer:
They’re good for sugar addiction!

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