Movie Quotes Blog

[says it sometimes when you failed the song in “American Idol” mode]

Simon Cowell:
[sarcastically strict] Alright! We’re gonna stop this now.

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[seen during the “She Bangs Audition” video in the “Extras” menu as William Hung starts auditioning the “She Bangs” song]

William Hung:
[singing terribly] I let her rough me out, till she knocks me out, she walks like she talks like she walks like she talks, She Bangs, She Bangs, Oh baby and she moves, she moves, I go crazy ’cause she looks like a flower and she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She Bangs, She Bangs…

[as the judges laughs and acts goofy throughout William’s poor performance]

Simon Cowell:
[sarcastically and heard enough] Thank you, thank you.

[William stops singing]

Simon Cowell:
William, it’s more like for the worse audition this year for being on this…

Paula Abdul:
[sarcastically unhappy] Mmm…

Simon Cowell:
Whenever you think about it, it’s grotesque.

Paula Abdul:
Oh, stop it!

Randy Jackson:
Oh, not grotesque!

William Hung:
Um, I already gave my best and I-I have no regrets at all.

Paula Abdul:
Good for you!

Randy Jackson:
That’s good! That’s good! That’s good!

Paula Abdul:
That’s the best attitude you have!

William Hung:
Uh, y-you know, I have no professional training of singing.

Simon Cowell:
[literally] No. Well, this is a surprise of the century!

[Randy and Paula laughs]

Paula Abdul:
William, your’e the best! You’re the best!

[end of “She Bangs Audition” video]

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[they say this sometimes when judging your failed song performance in “American Idol” mode]

Randy Jackson:
Keeping it most real for me. Are you serious, really? No, you’re not serious, come on. You’re kidding me! That was awful, man. The timing was off and I mean the pitch was all over the place. That was just terrible. What? No, no, no, no, no. Not for me man, sorry that was rough. Laura, what did you think of that?

Laura:
It’s not often that I get upset, but tonight I am. I don’t think you put any effort into that performance. I just don’t think you care! What do you think, Simon?

Simon Cowell:
This is the point in the show where the people at home turned down to volume. It was appalling. Absolutely appalling.

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[says it sometimes when you failed the song in “American Idol” mode]

Laura:
[sarcastically] Uh, thank you, thank you, thanks a lot.

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[they say this sometimes when judging your failed song performance in “American Idol” mode]

Randy Jackson:
What’s going down, dawg? What up, baby? Wild dawg, I mean I never thought I’d be so speechless man, but, I don’t know what else to say, an’ I don’t know what to say about this, it was just horrible. There’s nothing to say. I hate to say it, man, but it was really really bad. So Laura, what do you think?

Laura:
I don’t know why you chose that song? Not my sort of song and you did nothing for it. Sorry.

Simon Cowell:
I’ll give you some credit. Some of the notes are in tune. Although I think it is probably in luck. The biggest concern for me if I am being honest, is your timing.

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Geraldine ‘Gerry’ March:
[indicating a built-in radio] I like that. I think it’s very clever.

Tony Jardine:
Thank you. I always like a woman who appreciates - and accepts - a man’s ideas.

Geraldine ‘Gerry’ March:
With… reservations?

Tony Jardine:
Oh, you don’t believe in inhibitions, do you?

Geraldine ‘Gerry’ March:
[moving away] When a man begins to talk about inhibitions, it’s time to look at the view.

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Lucía:
[puts her hand on the gun] Promise you won’t hurt him.

Pierre:
I am only interested in you… Don’t know how long it will take us to fix the engine. Could be all night. Pack your bags. When the plane is ready I’ll come and fetch you.

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[they say this sometimes when judging your failed song performance in “American Idol” mode]

Randy Jackson:
So, um, uh…

[literally]

Randy Jackson:
Woo, dude all right I’ll give you prompts on album, man. That was the worst performance I’ve ever seen, yet. Seriously, dude. My god, what is going on with your throat? Who’s in there, yelling? No, no, no, no, no. Not for me, man. Sorry, that was rough.

Laura:
Whoa, oh my! Everything seems to go wrong here. That was a disaster! I don’t think it was good enough.

Simon Cowell:
I suppooooose that’s true. Well I had some good news.

Randy Jackson:
Here we go, heh!

Simon Cowell:
The good news is, I doubt I will ever have to hear you sing again. The bad news is, there is zero chance of you making it through to the next round. It was absolutely horrible.

Randy Jackson:
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

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[says it sometimes when you failed the song in “American Idol” mode]

Simon Cowell:
[sarcastically strict] Stop. Stop! Stop! That’s enough.

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[first lines]

Lofty:
[seeing Valiant & Bugsy] For a, quote, ‘elite unit’, unquote, they seem to be letting in anything with wings

[to Bugsy]

Lofty:
, including those flies circling your bottom.

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Felix:
[talking to Valiant about being in the RHPS] If it weren’t for my wooden drumstick and this shrappnel in my poopdeck, I’d be out there right now!

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Valiant:
[shouting] Quiet!

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Charles De Girl:
[to Valiant, Bugsy, Lofty, Toughwood, and Tailfeather] I won’t lie to you - you will definitely be eaten by falcons.

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Von Talon:
I’m a vegetarian.

Mercury:
And yet you wear a leather cape.

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Narrator:
Mo, she was thick as pig sh*t. When she was pissed she took a roast chicken to bed with her, then complained about grease on the sheets.

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Narrator:
Cats fly great off the tenth floor.

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Narrator:
He silently laughed while I cried inside.

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Dan Mitchell:
I saw a motto on a sundial once that said: it’s always later than you think

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Dan Mitchell:
The opinion in town is… you won’t last long.

Hannaberry:
The opinion here is… we will.

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Sherry Balder:
Oh, Dan, if you care anything about me at all, take me away.

Dan Mitchell:
Sherry, I… I wouldn’t be any good to you running away. Being afraid would take half the fun out of life for me.

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Rita:
You know, I think what I like least about you is you’re so sure of yourself.

Dan Mitchell:
When a man rides down the middle of Texas Street, confidence is all he’s got.

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Dan Mitchell:
Funny, you never know who’s going to fire the first shot until the fight begins.

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Rita:
You ought to grow a beard, too.

Dan Mitchell:
When you wear a sun bonnet and apron, I’ll grow a beard.

Rita:
When I wear a sun bonnet and apron, I’ll grow a beard.

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Rita:
I don’t know whether you joined us or we joined you, but it’s good to be together.

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Chet Younger:
You’ve been out looking for the man who stuck up the train?

Sheriff Bravo Trimble:
I figure I got more trail dust than he did dollars.

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Dan Mitchell:
I understand you filed for reelection next fall, Bravo.

Sheriff Bravo Trimble:
Yeah, they talked me into it. I figured on opening up a saloon or maybe going back to practicing dentistry. But somebody has got to keep law and order in the county.

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Dan Mitchell:
Now, Bravo, I thought we were old friends.

Sheriff Bravo Trimble:
We are, Dan, we are. But you got the idea that you ought to kick up a fuss about things that are going to happen anyway. I don’t figure it that way. A man’s got to live. Cows get lost, sometimes accidents happen and fellas get killed. Why get hot under the collar about I? And why go hunting for fellas that don’t want to be found?

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Queen Christina:
[on the street protests about her private life] Evidently my people, who are said to love me, do not wish me to be happy.

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Magnus:
I am your destiny, Christina.

Queen Christina:
Are you? I long to escape my destiny.

Magnus:
You will long to return to it.

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Queen Christina:
One can feel nostalgia for places one has never seen.

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Queen Christina:
I have quite a collection of royal portraits. My suitors usually come in oil. And I’ve kept them–because I love a good painting.

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Chancellor:
There are rumors that your Majesty is planning a foreign marriage.

Queen Christina:
They are baseless.

Chancellor:
But your Majesty, you cannot die an old maid.

Queen Christina:
I have no intention to, Chancellor. I shall die a bachelor!

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