Movie Quotes Blog

Newsman:
[trying to interview GIs returning to base after a hard day of fighting] Hey, word down at division is you guys can’t take this hill. What do you have to say about that? In fact Senator Kennedy insists you guys haven’t got a chance at all.

Sgt. Frantz:
[glares at Newsman for a few seconds] You really like this sh*t, don’t you? It’s your job, a story, wait here like a f*cking vulture for someone to die so you can take a picture.

Newsman:
[becoming angry] It’s my job…

Sgt. Frantz:
I got more respect for those little bastards up on the hill. They take a side, you just take pictures. You probably don’t even do your own f*cking!

Newsman:
What?

Sgt. Frantz:
You listen to me. We’re gonna take this f*cking hill, Newsman. And if I catch you on top taking pictures of any of my people, I will blow your f*cking head off. You haven’t earned a right to be here. *You got that?*

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Doc:
Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That’s up and down for all you rebels.

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Washburn:
Oh man, if you can’t fry it, I won’t eat it!

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Sgt. Frantz:
Who is it?

Doc:
How the hell do I know? He’s got no goddamn head.

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Doc:
We’ve been up on that hill ten times, and they still don’t think we’re serious.

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Queen Christina:
Snow is like a wide sea. One could go out and be lost in it, and forget the world… and oneself.

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Queen Christina:
I have *imagined* happiness. But happiness you *cannot* imagine. Happiness you must feel! Joy, you must feel!

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Antonio:
You are very pretty, Elsa. Are you also good?

Elsa:
When I do not like a man, yes.

Queen Christina:
That’s a true virtue.

Antonio:
The basis of all morality in a sentence.

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Antonio:
It’s all a question of climate. You cannot serenade a woman in a snowstorm. All the graces in the art of love - elaborate approches that will make the game amusing - can only be practiced in those countries that quiver in the heat of the sun.

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Queen Christina:
I have been memorizing this room. In the future, in my memory, I shall live a great deal in this room.

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Carlos:
Where is Regina?

Albert Rua:
At her house. In hell.

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Paul:
I don’t like the dark here, it keeps eating my pencils.

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Regina:
Since when are you afraid of the dark?

Paul:
Everything is different here.

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Rosarita:
It’s all over between the two of us. I can’t love a man with three hands.

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Gus:
I will laugh SO hard, my stomach will burst open and spray bile all over the stage!

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Antonio:
There’s a mystery in you.

Queen Christina:
Is there not in every human being?

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Queen Christina:
Must we live for the dead?

Oxenstierna:
For the great dead, yes, Your Majesty.

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Von Talon:
There will be awards, parades, and commemorative stamps!

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Bugsy:
I’ve been SHANGHAIIIIED!

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Cufflingk:
[preparing to torture Mercury] You want us to pluck out his feathers?

Underlingk:
And… heh… CLIP his wings?

Cufflingk:
HURT… his feelings?

[both chuckle]

Von Talon:
No, no, no, no! Worse. MUCH worse.

[raises cage]

Von Talon:
We have ways of making you squawk.

[yodeling music begins]

Mercury:
Argh! What kind of birds are you?

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Victoria:
I don’t care if you’re a hero or not, just concentrate on the getting back.

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Ito:
With a sick wife, two young daughters and an aged mother in his care, my father was unable to drink with his colleagues. He had to hurry home every evening at dusk. I was told the men he worked with gave him the cruel nickname of ‘Twilight Seibei’.

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Seibei Iguchi:
I am ashamed to say that over many years of hardship with two daughters, a sick wife and an aged mother, I have lost the desire to wield a sword. A serious fight, the killing of a man, requires animal ferocity and calm disregard for one’s own life. I have neither of those within me now. Perhaps in a month… alone with the beasts in the hills I could get them back. But tomorrow, I am afraid, is completely impossible.

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Kayano Iguchi:
Father, If I learn to do needlework someday I can make kimonos. But what good will book learning ever do me?

Seibei Iguchi:
Well, it probably won’t ever be as useful as needlework. But you know, book learning gives you the power to think. However the world might chagne, if you have the power to think you’ll always survive somehow. That’s true for boys and for girls. All right?

Kayano Iguchi:
Yes.

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Zenemon Yogo:
So they sent you…

Seibei Iguchi:
Zenemon Yogo, by order of the clan, I come for your life. Draw your sword, please.

Zenemon Yogo:
[Intoxicated] Have a drink? I know you’re all keyed up, but I’m going to run.

Seibei Iguchi:
Run?

Zenemon Yogo:
Yep. I want you to let me get away. If you please.

Seibei Iguchi:
I didn’t expect that fromt he clan’s best one-sword man. My orders are to kill you. I can’t let you escape.

Zenemon Yogo:
Don’t be so impatient, you can kill me at anytime. I’d like to talk to you. Have a seat. It’s a nice day.

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Charlie Oakley:
The whole world is a joke to me.

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Kayley:
Garrett, why won’t you look at me when I’m talking to you? Oh, oh I didn’t realize you were …

Garrett:
What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?

Kayley:
Blind.

Garrett:
You know I always forget that one.

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Young Kayley:
I’m coming with you, Daddy!

Sir Lionel:
Yes, when you’re old enough Kayley. I will take you to Camelot, I promise. I love you!

Young Kayley:
One day, I will be a knight, like Father.

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Devon:
Frankly we’re the reason cousins shouldn’t marry.

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Bladebeak:
Dragon a la king. It’s such a pleasant change from - -chicken?

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Kayley:
Please… Don’t die.

[She places the healing plant on his side]

Kayley:
I can’t do this on my own.

[There is a pause as Ayden flies in]

Kayley:
I’m sorry. It’s all my fault that you were hurt. I mean, I was rattling on when I should have been quiet. I’m no help to anyone.

Garrett:
[Shushes her gently] You’re wrong.

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Lady Juliana:
You’re mad.

Ruber:
I’m *so* glad you noticed. I’ve been working at it for years.

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Kayley:
Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn’t there be a sign or something? It could say, ‘Welcome to Dragon Country.’… You don’t think we’ll *see* any… do you?… Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a herd? Is it a pride?

Garrett:
Quiet.

Kayley:
Do you hear something?

Garrett:
No, I just want you to be quiet for a while.

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Kayley:
Hey, Ruber!

Kayley:
I will not serve a false king!

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Garrett:
What are you?

Devon, Two-Headed Dragon:
Frankly, we’re the reason cousins shouldn’t marry.

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Garrett:
[to Ayden] You don’t understand. In Camelot, she’d only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.

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