“A Pair of Briefs” Quotation
Sidney Pudney:
Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea.
Sidney Pudney:
That’s a nice bit of junk, as the monkey said to the Chinese sailor.
Sidney Pudney:
No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the… oh what’s the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway.
Sidney Pudney:
Dry up, as the monkey said to the leaky tap.
Sidney Pudney:
I was selling off war surplus before the war even started!