Movie Quotes Blog

Mike Lowrey:
[to store clerk, who is pointing a gun at Mike] I’m gonna reach for my badge, ok?

Store Clerk:
Badges? Do you want badges motherbitch? I give you badges! 99 cents each.

[throws some badges at Mike]

Store Clerk:
I sell you some.

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Stake-out crook:
Watching the place was my first gig.

Detective Sanchez:
Oh, so does that make you union?

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Marcus Burnett:
[to Mike] I’m not understanding, I - I really don’t.

Store Clerk:
[pointing gun at Marcus] Shut up!

Marcus Burnett:
I mean, do you just attract violence?

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Theresa Burnett:
And you don’t even have your wedding ring on.

[Slams bedroom door shut]

Marcus Burnett:
Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that’s all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket cos that’s where it was and its right back on baby.

[sighs]

Marcus Burnett:
Damn. Can I get a pillow?

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Mike Lowrey:
Hey, hey, what’s this having-a-picnic sh*t in my car?

Marcus Burnett:
Look man, I ain’t getting my sex at home, OK? Don’t deny me this.

Mike Lowrey:
What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.

Marcus Burnett:
I’m married. That’s what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can’t get none.

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