Movie Quotes Blog

Dick Dale:
You’re asking me if I, Dick Dale, can play Venus?

Frankie, the Big Kahuna:
Yes.

Dick Dale:
No.

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Bobby:
[after his dad’s overdone sentimentality has induced mass vomiting throughout the plane] This is why we don’t travel.

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Troy:
You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.

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Frankie, the Big Kahuna:
But what does “we” mean?

Bobby:
[impossibly sarcastic] I think it’s the plural form, meaning “more than one.” Would you like me to conjugate that for you, Pop? Do you know what “conjugate” means, Dad?

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Frankie, the Big Kahuna:
[at the bar] Gimme another one, Little Buddy.

Bartender:
Don’t call me that. I *hate* that!

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Michael:
We tried to figure where to take you last night, but you kept saying, “Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh did I ever leave Ohio?”

Frankie, the Big Kahuna:
That’s a damn good question.

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Frankie, the Big Kahuna:
What does that mean, “we’re not in?”

Annette:
Uneducated guess? I think it means they’re not in.

Bobby:
Boy, it’s quite a piece of dialogue when you intellectual masterminds get together! I should be writing this down!

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