Movie Quotes Blog

Divinci:
We’re the teachers, and in our classroom two and two can add up to five if we say it does.

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Detective Rodriguez:
[in Divinci’s office, shortly after Dunner is found Not Guilty] …Bad news.

Divinci:
Don’t tell me: Clyde walked. I heard all about it.

Detective Rodriguez:
Worse: Joe’s going to stand trial. Judge Pine found him mentally unfit to plead one way or the other.

Divinci:
[glaring at him in shock] You’re joking with me! …Right?

Detective Rodriguez:
Oh, yeah, I *love* to make people laugh; that’s my life’s work! Did you hear the one about the two cops who wasted a Drug Enforcement Agent?

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Bookie:
…So what can you do to assure me of your good intentions?

Detective Rodriguez:
I can make your life miserable, that’s what I can do.

Bookie:
Look at me. Am I attractive? Do I have a wife and five kids? Have I got a job at IBM and a swanky bachelor pad? NO, NO, AND NO! I loan big money to people like you who can’t control their urge to blow it all gambling; Then I stay awake half the night trying to convince them that I have needs, too… The point of which is, I ALREADY HAVE A MISERABLE LIFE! So don’t threaten me, you lousy bag of used kitty-litter!

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Cynthia Webb:
[seeing Divinci in her dressing room] Isn’t this breaking and entering?

Divinci:
I don’t know, I’m homicide, we don’t learn that stuff.

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[Baylor is questioning Cynthia Webb in court]

Helen Eden:
Objection! Mr. Baylor is purposely trying to confuse the witness.

Arthur Baylor:
I am NOT trying to confuse the witness; the WITNESS has been trying to confuse THIS COURT!

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[last lines]

Divinci:
[in the getaway car, the driver of which we cannot yet see] Here’s the most important thing: You can NEVER lose your sense of humor. Without that, you’ve got NOTHING.

[the driver pulls a familiar-looking Magnum and blows Divinci’s head through the back window]

Clyde David Dunner:
[the driver] … FUCKING A!

[laughs into the closing credits]

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Divinci:
The only difference between a witness and a liar is this: One knows what he’s doing at all times; the other has no clue.

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Divinci:
They’ll never find me, because I’m following my heart. And they don’t know where that is.

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