Movie Quotes Blog

Catriona:
[Larry is beating Jonny] Blooter that bastard! Kill the f*ckin’ c*nt! Ya f*ckin’ knob! He’s got our f*ckin’ electricity! He’s got ma f*ckin’ bairn! Go back to your ma! Lick your ma’s f*ckin’ piss-flaps, ya f*ckin’ c*nt!

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Rory:
Awww, the wee Tom-Tom. Goo goo, ga ga.

Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
Shut your f*ckin’ mouth, you, ya specky git.

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Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
[about to be breast-fed] Phwoar, ya dirty c*nt, ye. You’ve got some set a’ jugs on ye, right enough, doll. Business gear.

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Boab:
I’ve had a f*ckin’ hard time, and now I’ve just met God. The c*nt’s gonna turn us into an insect.

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Jenny:
[Coco, has a baby, has just spoken] You spoke, Tom.

Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
Aye, I did. Look, sit doon. I mean sit down. f*ck… eh? You’d better not say nowt to no c*nt about this, right?

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Sgt. Morrison:
So, what’s been happening tonight, Brian?

PC Cochrane:
Well, there’s the rapist. The guy that stabbed the boy in the shopping centre. And this comedian down here.

Sgt. Morrison:
Well, I’ve had a wee word with our rapist. Seems a nice enough young fellow. Tells us the whore was askin’ for it. It’s the way of the world, Brian. As for the guy that stabbed the boy - well, silly wee bugger, but… boys will be boys. What’s the story with this tube-stake?

PC Cochrane:
Caught him smashing up a telephone box.

Sgt. Morrison:
[disgusted] Tsk tsk.

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God:
You f*cked this one up, ya daft c*nt.

Boab:
Eh? What?

God:
You. Bob Coyle. No house, no job, no bird, no mates, police record, sore ribs - all in the space of a few hours. Nice one.

Boab:
How the f*ck do you know my business, eh? What the f*ck’s it got to do with you, eh?

God:
It’s my f*ckin’ business to know. I’m God.

Boab:
Away to f*ck, ya old radge.

God:
f*ckin’ hell… another wise c*nt.

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Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
COCO FUCKIN’ BRYCE!

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Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
I’m gettin’ a wee bit hungry, though, eh.

Jenny:
Oh, I’ll take you home and make you something.

Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
Eh, I was thinkin’ a wee bit more of the… tit.

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Doreen:
Tell us who ye’ve been seein’.

Boab Snr:
Dolly Parton.

Doreen:
I can’t hear ye.

Boab Snr:
Dolly Parton!

Doreen:
That f*ckin’ slut? I knew it. Who else?

Boab Snr:
Anna Ford… and that Madonna, but just the once.

Doreen:
Scumbag. Bastard. Ya dirty f*ckin’ prick! You know what this means…

Boab Snr:
No, no Doreen… not the sh*te. I can’t eat your sh*te.

Doreen:
I’m gonna sh*te in your mouth. It’s what we both want. Don’t deny it.

Boab Snr:
sh*te in my mouth!

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