Movie Quotes Blog

Dracula:
I will give you all your memories back!

Van Helsing:
Some things are better off left forgotten.

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Van Helsing:
Unhand the lady!

Marishka:
I assure you, there is nothing ladylike about her.

Aleera:
Welcome to Vaseria. So nice to see you again.

Van Helsing:
Again? You know me?

Verona:
You are not easily forgotten.

Marishka:
He will be when joins the princess in death!

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Dracula:
We were brothers you and I. In the Holy Order. Until you betrayed me.

Van Helsing:
If what you say is true, why? Why would I betray you?

Dracula:
Why would any man betray his best friend? Jealousy? Ambition? Love?

Van Helsing:
Love?

Dracula:
One day, you will be cursed by love as I have and all your hopes to ressurect it will become feeble mockeries of what you once knew!

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Igor:
Thought you’d seen the last of me did you?

Van Helsing:
On the contrary I’ve been rather looking forward to this.

Igor:
You are too kind my friend. Everyone wishes they’d seen the last of me. Take the Valerious for example. Like you, they show me far too little respect.

Van Helsing:
Oh come, it’s not that I don’t respect you Igor. I just don’t like you.

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Anna:
Vampires only kill when they need to survive. Now they will kill for revenge. You tell me which is better.

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Van Helsing:
Velkan.

Velkan:
You have done me a great service. You have freed me from my suffering. That path leads to the hunchback. Wait, there is one more thing

[he bites Van Helsing]

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[first lines]

Hyde:
Bonjour monsieur. Welcome to Paris.

Van Helsing:
Show yourself, Doctor Jekyll.

Hyde:
That memory of yours is getting worse Van Helsing. The name is Hyde, remember?

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Dracula:
You must accept the truth Gabriel. You are a murderer.

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Cardinal Jinette:
Once bitten, a man who becomes a werewolf is no longer a man. He is but a shadow of his former self. Part human, part animal , evil guides his path. Prince Velkan is no exception. Show him no mercy, for he is lost.

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The Frankenstein Monster:
I have known many monsters my friend. And you are not a monster.

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Carl:
How many commandments can we break in one day?

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[Dracula sees Igor poking the werewolf with a cattle prod]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Igor!

Igor:
Yes, Master?

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Why do you torment that thing so?

Igor:
It’s what I do.

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Mr. Hyde:
So, you’re the great Van Helsing.

Van Helsing:
And you’re a deranged psychopath.

Mr. Hyde:
We all have our little problems.

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Top Hat:
I see the Wolfman hasn’t killed you yet.

Van Helsing:
Don’t worry. He’s getting to it.

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Igor:
I am sorry, Master. We try and we try, but I fear we are not so smart as Doctor Frankenstein.

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Truly. It would appear that the good Doctor took the key to life to his grave.

[the Werewolf climbs up onto the parapet. Dracula waves him away, dismissive]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Hunt them down. Kill them both.

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Van Helsing:
This thing… man… whatever it is… evil may have created it, left its mark on it… but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it.

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Anna Valerious:
Some say you’re a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you’re a holy man. Which is it?

Van Helsing:
It’s a bit of both, I think.

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[first lines]

Dr. Victor Frankenstein:
It’s alive. It’s alive. It’s alive!

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Count Vladislaus Dracula:
[to the other vampires] Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you… Van Helsing!

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Frankenstein’s Monster:
You’ve been bitten. Bitten by a werewolf. Now you will become that which you have hunted so passionately.

[Van Helsing takes out a tranquilizer blowgun]

Van Helsing:
I am sorry…

Frankenstein’s Monster:
May others be as passionate in the hunting of you.

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Aleera:
Anna, my love. It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?

[laughs triumphantly, then screams as Anna catches a silver stake and impales her through the chest]

Anna Valerious:
I think if you’re going to kill somebody, kill them! Don’t stand around talking about it!

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Van Helsing:
Absinthe. Strong stuff.

[Anna takes a defiant swig and gives the bottle back to Van Helsing]

Anna Valerious:
Don’t let it touch your tongue… it’ll knock straight on your aaaaaa…

[she gets cut off as the ground falls through]

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Van Helsing:
Now, my superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they might extricate your better half.

Mr. Hyde:
[laughing] I’ll bet they bloody would.

Van Helsing:
Personally, I’d rather just kill you and call it a day. But let’s make it your decision, shall we?

Mr. Hyde:
[pretends to think] Hmm, do let’s.

[attacks him]

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Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Igor… Do unto others…

Igor:
Before they do it unto me!

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[Van Helsing and Carl break into a mausoleum to hide the unconscious Monster]

Carl:
I’m sure this is some kind of sin.

Van Helsing:
Don’t worry, God will forgive us.

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Verona:
Stop your teasing Marishka and finish him!

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Aleera:
Did I scare you?

Carl:
No.

Aleera:
Then maybe I need to try… a little harder.

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Van Helsing:
You’re going to take them and lead them to the antidote.

Igor:
No, I’m not!

[Van Helsing grabs Igor with his werewolf strength and throws him violently against the wall]

Igor:
Yes, I am.

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Verona:
I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins!

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Count Vladislaus Dracula:
All I wanted was life, Gabriel. The continuation of my kind.

[Dracula holds up his left hand, his ring finger has long ago been cut off]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
And perhaps also, the return of my ring.

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Anna Valerious:
What are these things?

Van Helsing:
I think they’re Dracula’s children.

Anna Valerious:
His children?

Van Helsing:
A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?

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Van Helsing:
Now that I have your attention.

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Mr. Hyde:
You’re a big one. You’ll be hard to digest.

Van Helsing:
I’d hate to be such a nuisance.

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Verona:
Feed, my darlings! Feed!

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Carl:
Here, take this.

[he hands Van Helsing a bag, then begins to fill it]

Carl:
Rings of garlic… holy water… silver stake… crucifix…

[they pass two monks test-firing a Gatling gun]

Van Helsing:
Why can’t I have one of those?

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[last lines]

Carl:
She’s dead.

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Igor:
Please, don’t kill me!

Van Helsing:
Why not?

Igor:
Well, um… I… um… uh…

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[Carl hands Van Helsing his latest invention, an automatic crossbow]

Carl:
A work of certifiable genius.

Van Helsing:
If you don’t say so yourself.

Carl:
Well, I did say so myself.

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Count Vladislaus Dracula:
[Dracula’s bride cower in fear] No, no, no. Do not fear me, everybody else fears me. Not my brides.

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Van Helsing:
My life… my job… my curse… is to vanquish evil.

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Van Helsing:
Dr. Jekyll, you’re wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order…

Mr. Hyde:
It’s Mr. Hyde, now!

Van Helsing:
for the murder of twelve men, six women, four…

Mr. Hyde:
[laughing] Four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry!

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Count Vladislaus Dracula:
[attacked by Van Helsing, as a werewolf] Don’t you understand? We could be friends! Partners! Brothers-in-arms!

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Carl:
Ah! Here’s something new!

[pumps a drop of the yellow liquid onto his pinky finger]

Carl:
Glycerine-48.

[snaps his wrist, causing a large explosion after the Glycerine-48 hits the floor. The workers shout and gasp in anger and shock]

Carl:
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Carl:
[turns to Van Helsing, his magnifying glasses over his eyes] Sorry!

Monk:
[offscreen in the background] What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?

Carl:
[to Van Helsing] The air around here is thick with envy…

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Van Helsing:
I missed you in London.

Mr. Hyde:
No, you bloody did not!

[shows Van Helsing a bullet wound]

Mr. Hyde:
You got me good.

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Count Vladislaus Dracula:
I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat.

[claps his hand in a rhythm of a heartbeat]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Usually when I approach…

[claps faster]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
I can almost dance to the beat.

[claps slower]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Strange that yours is so steady.

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