“Jackass: The Movie” Quotation
[Johnny Knoxville returns the badly damaged rental car]
Rental car attendant:
Whose car is this?
Johnny Knoxville:
This is your guy’s car. I rented it from you earlier.
Rental car attendant:
Yes… What?
Johnny Knoxville:
Yeah, I hit a dog.
Rental car attendant:
A dog isn’t gonna do all that.
Johnny Knoxville:
[referring to firework going off] That almost hit Loomis in the face!
Ryan Dunn:
[after many failed intro attempts, sigh] Goddamn, this is the BMX tug-of-war.
[a man tries to help Spike Jonze after his scooter zooms downhill]
Man:
You all right?
Spike Jonze:
Yeah.
Man:
You have… Your brakes go out?
Spike Jonze:
Yeah. The whole thing doesn’t work.
Man:
Really?
Spike Jonze:
Will you push me to the top? I wanna do it again.
Johnny Knoxville:
This is the Muscle Simulator.
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