“L.A. Story” Quotation
[whilst showing Sara around LA]
Harris:
Some of these buildings are over 20 years old.
Harris:
Hello, this is Harris. I’m in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.
[BEEP]
Sara:
Hello?
Harris:
Hello.
Sara:
Hello?
Harris:
Hello.
Sara:
Is this a person?
Harris:
Yes, it is a person.
Harris:
Ordinarily, I don’t like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too.
Sara:
Are you saying I’m interesting?
Harris:
All I’m saying is that, when I’m around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot’s version of being interesting.
Harris:
Well, maybe you think it’s intellectual because you were raised with a banana and an inner tube… This is an intellectual-free zone.
Trudi:
Isn’t that girl Sara awful? I mean, what’s with that accent?
Harris:
She has an accent because she’s English.
Trudi:
Or maybe she’s just trying to impress everybody.
Harris:
Oh, like that big phony, Winston Churchill.
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