“L.A. Story” Quotation

[whilst showing Sara around LA]

Harris:
Some of these buildings are over 20 years old.


Harris:
Hello, this is Harris. I’m in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.

[BEEP]

Sara:
Hello?

Harris:
Hello.

Sara:
Hello?

Harris:
Hello.

Sara:
Is this a person?

Harris:
Yes, it is a person.


Harris:
Ordinarily, I don’t like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too.

Sara:
Are you saying I’m interesting?

Harris:
All I’m saying is that, when I’m around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot’s version of being interesting.


Harris:
Well, maybe you think it’s intellectual because you were raised with a banana and an inner tube… This is an intellectual-free zone.


Trudi:
Isn’t that girl Sara awful? I mean, what’s with that accent?

Harris:
She has an accent because she’s English.

Trudi:
Or maybe she’s just trying to impress everybody.

Harris:
Oh, like that big phony, Winston Churchill.



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