“Major Payne” Quotation
Kevin ‘Tiger’ Dunn:
Major Payne! I have to go to the bathroom.
Major Payne:
You hold it, turd!
Kevin ‘Tiger’ Dunn:
I can’t!
Major Payne:
You hold it or else I’ll break it off and kick it around on the ground!
[Later]
Kevin ‘Tiger’ Dunn:
Major Payne!
Major Payne:
What, boy? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Kevin ‘Tiger’ Dunn:
I had an accident.
[He had peed down the front of his pants]
Major Payne:
You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies, boy!
Major Payne:
One! Don’t you feel dumb. Two! Look at you. Three! Don’t you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I’ll stomp you into the ground.
Major Payne:
Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD!
Cadet Williams:
Payne’s not here, he’s in our ass!
Cadets:
Payne’s not here, he’s in our ass!
Cadet Williams:
Butt’s so tight he can’t pass gas!
Cadets:
Butt’s so tight he can’t pass gas!
Cadet Williams:
Sound off!
Cadets:
1,2!
Cadet Williams:
Sound off!
Cadets:
3,4!
Cadet Williams:
Break it on down! Break it on down!
[Starts to dance until Major Payne comes behind him]
Major Payne:
You like to rhyme, boy?
[at attention]
Major Payne:
Major Payne reporting for duty, SIR!
Dr. Phillips:
Whaaat?
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