“Major Payne” Quotation
Major Payne:
I surprised you ain’t dropped ’bout 12 puppies by now. Ain’t you never been married?
Emily:
Yeah, I was.
Major Payne:
What happened? You terminate his command?
Emily:
No, actually he left. I wanted children, he didn’t.
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
[Payne has just been informed that the USMC has run out of battles for him to fight, AND has passed him over for promotion to Lieutenant Colonel] General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself?
Gen. Decker:
Most blood is now shed in the halls of Congress, Payne. Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
General, surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.
Gen. Decker:
Sorry, Major. There’s nobody left. You’ve killed them all.
Major Payne:
Hello little fella. What you had was a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is?
Kevin ‘Tiger’ Dunn:
Uh huh.
Major Payne:
Well then, run on upstairs to bed before that man jump out the closet and chop your head off.
Major Payne:
I guess I just had that one a comin’ Well you know what ya’ll got a comin’? Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. I’m gonna make you boys strong!
Woliger:
[Sees that Alex is putting on his dress blues] Where are you going?
Alex Stone:
To the games. You guys better get ready - we gotta be there in an hour.
Woliger:
Alex… we don’t have a chance without Payne.
Alex Stone:
Listen - Payne or no *Payne,* I’m gonna go out there and get that *stupid* trophy. We busted our asses off out there! Now, I didn’t go through all that to come out empty handed.
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