Movie Quotes Blog

Mike Lowrey:
Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.

Marcus Burnett:
Yo, man, we ain’t the Cosbys.

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Marcus Burnett:
You better do something quick, ’cause we’re running out of road.

Mike Lowrey:
Who picked this dumb-ass road? On the goddamn road in Miami, *you* run out of it!

Marcus Burnett:
You better come up with an idea fast!

Mike Lowrey:
Why I gotta come up with all the ideas?

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Ferguson:
Watch your f*cking mouth.

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Ferguson:
[as Julie reaches into her bra for a hidden handcuff key] What you got an itch? I’d love to scratch it.

Julie Mott:
[gives Ferguson the finger] Scratch this, okay?

Ferguson:
Yeah I’ll scratch anything you want to you blue-eyed bitch.

Julie Mott:
Did you go to college?

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Marcus Burnett:
Hey man where-where-where’s your cup holder?

Mike Lowrey:
I don’t have one.

Marcus Burnett:
What the f- w’you mean you don’t have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain’t got no damn cup holder?

Mike Lowrey:
It’s $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It’s a limited edition.

Marcus Burnett:
You damn right it’s limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin’ the f*ck along.

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