Movie Quotation: L.A. Story
SanDeE*:
I’m studying to be a spokesmodel.
Harris:
What is, what is a spokesmodel?
SanDeE*:
Um, it’s just a model who speaks, you know, and she points at things like merchandise, you know, like a car or washer and dryer. Sometimes it’s something really small, you know, like, like a book or fine art print.
Harris:
They have classes for that?
SanDeE*:
Yeah, ’cause it’s a lot harder than it looks.
Harris:
I’m not kissing anyone hello anymore.
Trudi:
Well just shake hands with them.
Harris:
Are you kidding? I just wash my hands and I shake hands with some guy that feels like he’s been squashing caterpillars.
[after they get enemas together]
SanDeE*:
So, what do you think?
Harris:
I think it was a total washout.
SanDeE*:
God, it really clears out your head.
Harris:
Head? Head? You should go back in there and tell them they’re doing it wrong. Well, it was a great lunch and enema, thanks.
Sara:
Why didn’t you tell me you had just broke up with someone?
Harris:
How do you know I just broke up with someone?
Sara:
Because when men just break up with someone, they always run around with someone much too young for them.
Harris:
She’s not so young. She’ll be 27 in four years.
Harris:
[calling the restaurant] Hello, L’Idiot? Yes, I’d like to make reservations for two for Friday. Saturday? Sunday? Ah good. Eight-thirty. Five-thirty or ten-thirty? Um, five-thirty. Visa… I’m a weatherman… yes, I’m on TV! Renting… I just sold a condo… yes, in this “soft market”… well, I don’t see how that’s any of your… the low fifties.
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