Movie Quotation: Ma and Pa Kettle
Mrs. Birdie Hicks:
[after getting the Kettles evicted] Good day.
Ma Kettle:
[grabs Birdie] Listen here Birdie, it may be a good day for you, but it ain’t for Pa. All the poor man wanted was a new tobacco pouch and instead he won a house he didn’t want and he got a bad sunburn.
Susie Kettle:
[all the kids announce themselves] Nancy… no, I’m Susie.
Tom Kettle:
Theories are nice, Ma, but not when they break up families and threaten lives.
Ma Kettle:
Now hang on there, Billy.
Danny Kettle:
I’m Danny!
Ma Kettle:
[she and Pa are watching themselves on the news, and they’re showing more children than just their 15] Turn that thing off before our family gets any bigger!
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