Movie Quotation: Major Payne
Major Payne:
You eye me one more time I’ll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat’s cookie bag!
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
[on the rained-out obstacle course] Move it, you turds! You’ll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between “spit” and “syphilis!”… You there! Tell Marlee Matlin’s son to get across that rope before I hang him with it!
Enemy General:
You’d better give up, senor, you cannot kill us all.
Major Payne:
Nope, but I can clean your colon quicker than one of them burrito with extra guacamole sauce!
Woliger:
Achoo!
Major Payne:
What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie?
Woliger:
No, sir.
Major Payne:
Then you hold it before I kick your ass back to Mayberry.
Major Payne:
From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! Killin’is my business, ladies, and business is good!
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