Movie Quotation: Major Payne
Kevin ‘Tiger’ Dunn:
[referring to all the other cadets, save Dotson] They won’t let me go on a “Black Op,” because I’m too little, and nobody ever lets you do anything when you’re little.
Major Payne:
Aw, phooey! Don’t you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? Little Red Riding Hood! The Three Little Pigs! Spike Lee! The Little Rascals! How about the Little Engine That Could!
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
Be advised, ladies, we are going to WIN the Virginia Military Games this year! You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! India! November! GET USED TO THE SOUND OF THAT WORD!
[and later, as he’s introducing the cadets to their new, off-campus quarters]
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
A squad that lives together, wins together! UNITY, turds: that is the key word in UNIT, without the “Y!”
Major Payne:
One, tubby, tubby! Two, tubby, tubby!
Major Payne:
If he’s still in there he ain’t happy!
Heathcoat:
Why do I have to wear the dress?
Alex Stone:
Because you are the one with the biggest tits!
[laughter]
Heathcoat:
SHUT UP!
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