Movie Quotation: Oliver & Company

Sykes:
[opens the car door to empty his ashtray, almost pushing Fagin off the pier] I don’t think you grasp the severity of the situation.

Fagin:
[hangs on to the sideview mirror to keep from falling] Oh, no, I grasp it. See? This is how I grasp.

[the mirror comes off and falls in the water]

Fagin:
Accident! Accident!


Tito:
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette:
Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep.


Dodger:
Picture the city. 8th and Broadway. The crowd’s hustling. The traffic’s roaring. The hot dogs are sizzling.

Einstein:
I love a story with food in it.

Dodger:
Enter Dodger, one bad puppy. Not just out for himself, but community minded. But he’s not alone. Enter the opposition. A vicious, ugly, psychotic monster. Gleaming claws, dripping fangs, and nine lives, all of them hungry. He came at me, his eyes burning. I knew my time had come. Suddenly…

[Oliver falls from the roof, spooking everyone]


Georgette:
Don’t you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger:
Oh, you’ve barking up the wrong tree, sister. It’s not you we’re after.

Georgette:
It’s not?

[insulted]

Georgette:
It’s *not*? Well *why* not? What’s the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger:
Oh, and we’re all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito:
Very impressed!

Dodger:
This city’s got a beat, and you gotta hook into it. And once you get the beat, you can do anything.


Einstein:
Look what I found!

[a broken tennis racket]

Francis:
Good show. Now all we need is a net and a tennis court.

Einstein:
Do you think this place is big enough?




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