Movie Quotation: The Acid House
Sgt. Morrison:
So, what’s been happening tonight, Brian?
PC Cochrane:
Well, there’s the rapist. The guy that stabbed the boy in the shopping centre. And this comedian down here.
Sgt. Morrison:
Well, I’ve had a wee word with our rapist. Seems a nice enough young fellow. Tells us the whore was askin’ for it. It’s the way of the world, Brian. As for the guy that stabbed the boy - well, silly wee bugger, but… boys will be boys. What’s the story with this tube-stake?
PC Cochrane:
Caught him smashing up a telephone box.
Sgt. Morrison:
[disgusted] Tsk tsk.
God:
You f*cked this one up, ya daft c*nt.
Boab:
Eh? What?
God:
You. Bob Coyle. No house, no job, no bird, no mates, police record, sore ribs - all in the space of a few hours. Nice one.
Boab:
How the f*ck do you know my business, eh? What the f*ck’s it got to do with you, eh?
God:
It’s my f*ckin’ business to know. I’m God.
Boab:
Away to f*ck, ya old radge.
God:
f*ckin’ hell… another wise c*nt.
Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
COCO FUCKIN’ BRYCE!
Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
I’m gettin’ a wee bit hungry, though, eh.
Jenny:
Oh, I’ll take you home and make you something.
Colin ‘Coco’ Bryce:
Eh, I was thinkin’ a wee bit more of the… tit.
Doreen:
Tell us who ye’ve been seein’.
Boab Snr:
Dolly Parton.
Doreen:
I can’t hear ye.
Boab Snr:
Dolly Parton!
Doreen:
That f*ckin’ slut? I knew it. Who else?
Boab Snr:
Anna Ford… and that Madonna, but just the once.
Doreen:
Scumbag. Bastard. Ya dirty f*ckin’ prick! You know what this means…
Boab Snr:
No, no Doreen… not the sh*te. I can’t eat your sh*te.
Doreen:
I’m gonna sh*te in your mouth. It’s what we both want. Don’t deny it.
Boab Snr:
sh*te in my mouth!