Movie Quotation: The Tao of Steve
Dave:
f*ck you, man. You’re all Steve’s and I’m Gomer f*cking Pyle, man? f*ck that. Screw you guys.
[At night, in their tents]
Dex:
Good night, Rick!
Rick:
Good night, Dex.
Dex:
Good night, Maggie!
Maggie:
Good night, John Boy.
Dex:
Goodnight, Syd.
Syd:
MY GOD DO YOU EVER STOP TALKING?
Dave:
I’m not looking for enlightenment, Dex. I’m looking for a girlfriend.
Dex:
Awwww, dude, there’s a certain order you’re supposed to do things in, and telling someone you love them is definitely last in that order.
Dave:
Well, when are you supposed to tell ‘em?
Dex:
I dunno. Maybe your 40th wedding anniversary or something?
Dex:
You can’t just go up to a woman and say, ‘Hi! I’m Dave! I like smoking pot, reading the sports page on the john… wanna have sex with me?’
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