“Oliver & Company” Quotation

Dodger:
Roscoe, Roscoe. Is this us losing our sense of humor?

Roscoe:
Nah, I ain’t lost my sense of humor.

[Kicks over the TV]

Roscoe:
See? I find that funny.


Oliver:
What kind of work do we do anyway?

Tito:
Investment banking, man. Didn’t you read about us in the Wall Street Journal?

Oliver:
Really?

Francis:
[chucking] Yes. Captains of Industry.


Francis:
My name is Francis. Fran-cis. Not Frank. Not Frankie. Francis.


[Georgette sees Oliver in the kitchen]

Georgette:
I, um, hope you won’t think me rude, but do you happen to know out of whose *bowl* you’re eating?

Oliver:
Yours?

Georgette:
[sarcastically] Ooh! Aren’t you a clever kitty?

Georgette:
And do you have any idea whose *home* this is?

Oliver:
I… thought it was Jenny’s.

Georgette:
Well, it may be Jenny’s *house*, but everything from the doorknobs down is *mine*!


Dodger:
Whoa! Chill out, man. I don’t eat cats. It’s too much fur.




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