Movie Quotes Blog

Big Joe:
I’ll tell ya boys… I’m the oldest whore on the block.

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Hobbs:
You go ahead and eat your beans, Joe. Me and the boys can take ‘em easy. There’s only two.

Big Joe:
My boy, if it was a blind woman in a wheelchair, I’d still give her the odds.

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Big Joe:
Damn, Jackson, I wouldn’t mind you being so stupid if you was good company, but you ain’t even that!

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Lenny Richter:
Good confession now son… bless me father…

Jack Morrison:
Bless me father for I have sinned. It’s been seven years since my last confession

Lenny Richter:
Seven years is a long time

Jack Morrison:
Yes, father

Lenny Richter:
All right, where do we start; theft, robbery, fraud, taxes?

Jack Morrison:
Well, you know…

Lenny Richter:
Taxes? Always taxes… How about sex? Impure thoughts?

Jack Morrison:
Well yes, quite a bit

Lenny Richter:
Try to cut back. Are you married?

Jack Morrison:
No

Lenny Richter:
Are you a virgin?

Jack Morrison:
[laughs] No, father

Lenny Richter:
What? you think its funny to fornicate with loose women?

Jack Morrison:
What?

[smiles]

Jack Morrison:
…wait a minute…

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Lenny Richter:
I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

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Jack Morrison:
Tell Linda I love her… That I’ve loved her from the second I saw her.

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Dennis Gauquin:
[bringing beer to the table] Here we go, green beers all around.

Linda Morrison:
I’m good, thanks.

Dennis Gauquin:
Uh, Linda? It’s Saint Paddy’s Day, everyone drinks.

Linda Morrison:
It’s okay, I’m not drinking, I’ll just have a diet coke.

Dennis Gauquin:
What, are you pregnant?

[long silence from Linda]

Jack Morrison:
[Jack looks incredulously at Linda who nods] What? You’re kidding!

Linda Morrison:
Baby, I was gonna wait and tell you tonight. I wanted to surprise you!

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Jack Morrison:
There’s something I wanted to talk to you about, Cap. I was thinking of transferring to the truck.

Chief Kennedy:
Oh, geez. What the hell do you want to do that for? You’re an engine man. Truck’s a whole different thing. No water between you and the fire, no hose to lead you out if you get lost in the smoke. Not a good idea.

Jack Morrison:
I know that, Cap. And I love being on the pipe, but… I want this, Mike.

Chief Kennedy:
Ok. We’ll give it a try. But you gotta tell me something. If this isn’t for you, you tell me right away. Promise?

Jack Morrison:
Yes, sir.

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Chief Kennedy:
It’s never an easy thing, saying goodbye to a brother firefighter, it’s not. And this time, particularly is difficult for me because I watched Jack grow into a, well, into one of the finest firefighters I’ve ever known. He joined this department because he wanted to help people, who knows how many homes are still standing because Jack was there or how many lives were spared. He gave his life for that cause. We’ll never forget you Jack. And we’re better for having known you. But I make you this one promise, tomorrow when that bell rings, we will be back on the truck, because you were the bravest of the brave. People are always asking me, how is it that firefighters run into a burning building when everyone else is running out? Well, Jack, you answered that question by saving another man’s life. Your courage is the answer. And today we will be as brave as you, by not mourning you, but by celebrating your life. So I’d like everyone to stand up and celebrate the life of Jack Morrison.

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Jack Morrison:
You know, Mike asked me tonight if I loved the job like I did before, and for the first time in my life, I didn’t know what to say.

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Jack Morrison:
Linda, what is wrong?

Linda Morrison:
I saw you on the news, Jack, dangling from a rope! How could you tell me that it’s not dangerous?

Jack Morrison:
I never said it wasn’t dangerous.

Linda Morrison:
When we talked about it, I asked you and you said it wasn’t dangerous.

Jack Morrison:
I said it wasn’t any more dangerous than being on the engine! I never said it wasn’t dangerous!

Linda Morrison:
Do… do… do you see me right now? Do you? ‘Cos this isn’t just about us. Have you thought about that?

[Jack approaches Linda]

Linda Morrison:
Don’t. Don’t.

Jack Morrison:
[whispers] I’m sorry.

Linda Morrison:
I’m scared. I can’t sleep. I keep having that dream about the red car turning up in front of the house when you don’t come home.

[Jack gets closer to Linda]

Linda Morrison:
Don’t.

Jack Morrison:
[as he walks away] I saved that man today.

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Chief Kennedy:
People are always asking me how is it that firefighters run into a burning building when everyone else is running out. Courage is the answer.

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Chief Kennedy:
Hey! What the hell is going on in here! Huh? I come back from tellin’ a mother her son is dead, and this is goin’ on, in my house, IN MY HOUSE! We deal with this by stickin’ together. We take it. We learn from it. And we get back on the god damn truck and that’s how we honor Dennis. You got that? Anyone think about lowering the flag? Do it!

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Professor Charles Xavier:
Farewell, my children… And good luck.

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Professor Charles Xavier:
Such was the severity of the situation, that no one noticed that Wolverine’s wounds from the previous battle had not yet healed. And such is the calibre of the man known as Wolverine, that he pressed on, saying nothing at all to the others.

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Bastion:
Use a mutant to kill a mutant… Or, in this case, to kill all mutants.

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Rogue:
[singing] This is gonna huuurt!

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Sabretooth:
Ah, the taste of blood…

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Lady Brocklehurst:
George… Listen when anyone begins to answer with “The fact is… ”

Brocklehurst:
But why, mother?

Lady Brocklehurst:
Because that is, usually, the beginning of a lie.

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Thair Beta:
I’m lucky Maya asked you to come. I was going to get in touch with you to arrange a meeting.

Dr. Neil Connery:
Oh, of course, the returning game. I had no idea you were so interested in archery.

Thair Beta:
Oh, I’m not. It’s your services as a plastic surgeon I’m interested in.

Dr. Neil Connery:
Why? Would you like to have your features changed?

Thair Beta:
Me? Oh, no. I’m quite satisfied with my face. And, with my nose, also.

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Dr. Neil Connery:
Now you will follow my instructions. You won’t have a moment of peace till it’s all finished.

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Dr. Neil Connery:
Dr. Huffon was asking me if it would be possible to make a demonstration of hypnosis of total recall. This experiment requires the outlay of a great deal of energy…

Man sitting next to Maya:
[whispering to Maya] Why don’t you try it?

Dr. Neil Connery:
No, no. Not the young lady.

Man sitting next to Maya:
Excuse me, doctor. I really thought that I was just whispering.

Dr. Neil Connery:
Actually it’s my fault. I didn’t hear you, but I am capable of lip-reading.

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Miss Maxwell:
Well, well, well. It looks like nobody in your family is a rank amateur, hmm?

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Dr. Neil Connery:
It’s going to blow up soon. Maybe even tomorrow. With you on board.

Maya:
You read too many novels by Fleming.

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The 2ft 8in American Actor, who played Doctor Evil’s clone Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies is ready to enter the latest celebrity Big Brother home in the UK. Apparently, the pint sized star has already revealed his game plan by promising to sabotage fellow Big Brother house mates and picking his nose and putting it into other peoples food.

The other housemates for this year's Big Brother house include world known rapper, Coolio from the 90's, Swedish celebrity, Ulrika Jonsson and model Lucy Pinder. Personally, I have never been an avid fan of celebrity Big Brother or just regular Big Brother for that matter. I just find the whole thing a little over rated. There is nothing more boring than watching Big Brother live as it literally is just watching people sleep and eat which is just a bit strange. Every year it is just the same as the last. You watch people betray each-other and scramble for the top spot and then watch them sell their story to the highest newspaper bidder. It is almost like watching paint dry. Everyone knows what will happen and the chances are that the producers of the show have tried to pay someone to deliberately kick up a stink in order to aggravate the rest of the house mates. However there is always something there that gets the public watching it again and again and I suppose that is whats so fasinating about it.

There is no doubt that it will be quite fun to see 'Mini-Me' on our screens as he is quite a character. It has been a while since he has been in the public spot light. He will obviously be most known for his part in the Austin Powers movies which were extremely popular. It would be great to see the Austin Powers movies make a come back! So lets see if Mini-Me has any secret information!

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Lenny Richter:
Why does it always have to be the 12th floor? Why cant they be on the 4th?

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Jack Morrison:
[Latched onto a frantic man while hanging from a rope] Calm down! Sir - you need to calm down! I swear to God I’ll drop you!

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Magneto:
Let naught stand before my might!

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Cyclops:
Magneto…

Magneto:
There will be no war, today, X-Men. Today, we are all brothers.

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Magneto:
Humans, you’re time has come…

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Cyclops:
Heart is what wins battles.

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Juggernaut:
This sucks!

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Gambit:
Losin’s not my style!

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Professor Charles Xavier:
As precarious as our situation was, I realized there was one thing that could make it worse: Magneto. After the downfall of his former kingdom of Genosha, Magneto had retreated from the world. With all that faced the X-Men already, I counted us fortunate that my one-time friend had not been drawn into the conflict.

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Bastion:
The irony is exquisite, isn’t it? Your mutant gifts will be used to bring your kind to its knees. This is your true destiny: the harbinger of mutant extinction.

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Wolverine:
Got six reasons for you to walk away!

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Professor Charles Xavier:
So an arrangement was made. The exact details were unclear, but one thing was for certain: none of this would fare well for those of us bearing an X. But if there is one thing the X-men can be counted upon to handle, it is adversity.

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