“Tango & Cash” Quotation

Gabriel Cash:
This is the tape that’s gonna clear our names, courtesy of our friend Jumbo the Forgerer. What do you got?

Ray Tango:
I got a quarter of four.


[Tango just bursts through screen door and lands on his captain]

Ray Tango:
Captain?

Captain Schroeder:
Is this the way you screen all your guests?


[Tango’s just stopped a truck and its occupants are now rolling sore on the road]

Ray Tango:
Glad you could drop in. Do you like jewelery?

[presenting cuffs]

Face:
Oh, f*ck you.

Ray Tango:
I prefer blondes.

[Conan spits on Tango’s shoes]

Ray Tango:
[tossing cuffs onto the ground] Do the honors.


[Tango has just stuck a grenade down a bad guy’s pants]

Ray Tango:
My contribution to birth control.


Ray Tango:
I think that with your IQ, you’re unarmed and still VERY dangerous.




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